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re: Anyone ever deal with a closeted gay?
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:53 am to Salmon
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:53 am to Salmon
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you've now recycled that joke at least 5 times in the last 24 hours
be better
ETA: And i got at least 11 upvotes
Apparently people still like it
This post was edited on 6/26/19 at 8:39 am
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Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:54 am to SwaggerCopter
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Talking about cup sizes
You got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:54 am to SwaggerCopter
Nerds don’t even try to conversate with me
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:54 am to SwaggerCopter
Where do you live?
Maybe that’s the reason?
Maybe that’s the reason?
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:15 am to SwaggerCopter
Worked at a French Quarter hotel, and a real doofus worked upstairs in reservations. Looked like the comedic actor Diedrich Bader wearing a blue blazer, pleated khakis and a fat-knot too-short tie.
None of the ladies in reservations got along with him and would always talk about him. Very unfunny, but thought he was. Always a know-it-all/contrarian on any subject, but was usually proven wrong. While he was at lunch, the ladies once showed me underneath his cubicle where he would put his boogers that he'd shamelessly pick while working. Just disgusting.
So he was gross and unlikeable, which made him further force conversation just to try to bond with anybody. One day, a bellman found a discarded Playboy and all the dudes are rifling thru the pics. The doofus was passing thru and butted in with "Look at those tits. I'd put my meat in those knockers all night long." Ugh. Just painfully cringe-worthy, straight or gay.
About 3 months later, he came out the closet. Left a couple months after, thankfully.
None of the ladies in reservations got along with him and would always talk about him. Very unfunny, but thought he was. Always a know-it-all/contrarian on any subject, but was usually proven wrong. While he was at lunch, the ladies once showed me underneath his cubicle where he would put his boogers that he'd shamelessly pick while working. Just disgusting.
So he was gross and unlikeable, which made him further force conversation just to try to bond with anybody. One day, a bellman found a discarded Playboy and all the dudes are rifling thru the pics. The doofus was passing thru and butted in with "Look at those tits. I'd put my meat in those knockers all night long." Ugh. Just painfully cringe-worthy, straight or gay.
About 3 months later, he came out the closet. Left a couple months after, thankfully.
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:19 am to SwaggerCopter
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Talking about cup sizes, and joking that he hopes women are bisexual. It is painfully cringey. Everyone in the office is constantly glancing looks at the absurdity
It sounds like HR will soon be taking care of this issue for you
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:23 am to SwaggerCopter
Just tell him how you feel about him. Cut that sexual tension with a knife
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:23 am to SwaggerCopter
I forgot which thread it was but yesterday somebody was on here offering to blow everybody.
This post was edited on 6/26/19 at 8:24 am
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:24 am to SwaggerCopter
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In B4 I’m gay cuz Aggy
At least you know.
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:39 am to SwaggerCopter
I knew a gal was gay in college that no one else had a clue. I told her roommate at the time too. She didn't come out for 3 or 4 years.
edit: she was cute and successful but had zero interest in men. a friend hooked up with her and the way it went down confirmed my suspicions.
edit: she was cute and successful but had zero interest in men. a friend hooked up with her and the way it went down confirmed my suspicions.
This post was edited on 6/26/19 at 8:40 am
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:41 am to YumYum Sauce
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a friend hooked up with her and the way it went down confirmed my suspicions.
So she tried to like finger his butt hole or pegg him?
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:42 am to SwaggerCopter
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In B4 I’m gay cuz Aggy
bravely coming out
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:43 am to 777Tiger
My guess is the spinoff of this thread will be created by 9:00 during someone’s shite break at work
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:46 am to SwaggerCopter
Come on out sir, weather is fine for your kind these days.
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:48 am to SwaggerCopter
Yep. I used to work with an older gentleman that was obviously gay but was married for 40 years and had daughters and grandkids. He was super religious as well.
Well he wound up having an aneurism at work and died in the hospital a few days later. We were cleaning out his belongings to bring to his wife and sure enough I found 2 gay porn DVD's in his satchel he carried around. I threw them in the trash and never spoke a word of them.
Well he wound up having an aneurism at work and died in the hospital a few days later. We were cleaning out his belongings to bring to his wife and sure enough I found 2 gay porn DVD's in his satchel he carried around. I threw them in the trash and never spoke a word of them.
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:48 am to LSUfanNkaty
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So she tried to like finger his butt hole or pegg him?
no
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:49 am to SwaggerCopter
Yeah like everybody on this board except me
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:59 am to Salmon
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But he was raised in a very religious household and I think he is just too scared to come out for fear that his parents will disown him.
It's sad, honestly.
That's a way more common story than you probably realize.
Posted on 6/26/19 at 9:11 am to TigerCub
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That's a way more common story than you probably realize.
QFT
Posted on 6/26/19 at 9:18 am to REB BEER
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he wound up having an aneurism at work and died in the hospital a few days later
Well that's fricking sad
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