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Anyone ever deal with a closeted gay?

Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:37 am
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
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Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:37 am
Look. I’m not gonna blame the guy if he doesn’t want to go that route, but the constant charade of convincing everyone he is attracted to women is obnoxious. This guy seriously talks like a teen in puberty at the office. Talking about cup sizes, and joking that he hopes women are bisexual. It is painfully cringey. Everyone in the office is constantly glancing looks at the absurdity. I am about two seconds from telling the dude I know he’s gay. But I don’t want to have a grown man crying.

In B4 I’m gay cuz Aggy
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43109 posts
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:38 am to
Come on out bro, we're here for you
Posted by MrJimBeam
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:39 am to
Seems pretty obvious you're the one trying to out him so you can be his lover
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25921 posts
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:40 am to
Just suck his peen and see if it gets hard. In my experience that’s the best way to tell.
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:40 am to
Yes.

I have a buddy that is still closeted, even though we all know he is gay.

He once came on to another friend of ours during a camping trip (he was drunk). He currently has an obviously gay "roommate". We all know he is gay. None of us care.

But he was raised in a very religious household and I think he is just too scared to come out for fear that his parents will disown him.

It's sad, honestly.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65706 posts
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:41 am to

Sounds to me like you're scoping it out to increase your chances. Just ask the fella out. There are tons of queer beer joints in Aggyland where you two can relax and get to know one another.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78602 posts
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:41 am to
Look. Jimbo should be allowed to be whomever he wants. Just support your coach, regardless of his sexual preference.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:42 am to
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:42 am to
quote:

Salmon


Thank you for your serious response.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:43 am to
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Thank you for your serious response.



I kinda feel dumb now though

Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:44 am to
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I kinda feel dumb now though


You should. No one but OP is gonna read that.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:45 am to
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You should. No one but OP is gonna read that


is this how Oweo feels all the time?

Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:45 am to
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is this how Oweo feels all the time?


God I hope so.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19519 posts
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:48 am to

I don't spend time worrying about what gets any other person off, and I don't believe anybody else is concerned about what I think of them.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22086 posts
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:48 am to
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Look. I’m not gonna blame the guy if he doesn’t want to go that route, but the constant charade of convincing everyone he is attracted to women is obnoxious.


I've seen a couple guys like that. Their shtick is so over the top, but it's painfully obvious what team they play for. At a former company, a guy we all suspected of being gay used to walk into our working area every now and again. Out of nowhere, he'd just drop, "Boy do I loveeeeeeee pussy."
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:48 am to
My brother was gay and when he was 24 we sent him to therapy and now he’s got a happy wife and baby on the way
Posted by Salmon
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83571 posts
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:50 am to
you've now recycled that joke at least 5 times in the last 24 hours

be better
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78602 posts
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:50 am to
I’m concerned about what you think of me . Does this shirt make me look fat ? Honey ?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65706 posts
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:51 am to
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Thank you for your serious response.




Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19519 posts
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:52 am to
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Does this shirt make me look fat ?


It isn't the shirt.
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