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Anyone ever date a Flight Attendant

Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:02 am
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:02 am

This lady seems cool, but gone all of the time.

I'm thinking I will be just one sailor in one port.

Any successful stories out there?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57479 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:03 am to
Is this the first time you’ve ever been drunk or something? Stop making stupid threads
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260404 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:04 am to
I know a few, and you're probably correct
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175875 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:04 am to
yall frick

she leaves


the occasional cheap flight


I dont see a problem
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50810 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:04 am to
you will be, just be sure to wrap your pipe with all the other dick she's getting in every city she's fly to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141905 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:06 am to
It's STEWARDESS











and BY accident
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65667 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:07 am to
quote:

This lady seems cool, but gone all of the time.
Maybe it’s you.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10961 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:08 am to
If she tells you she rides coach on all her flights ask her "Does he coach in the SEC???"
Posted by DallasTiger
THE Capital City
Member since Jan 2004
4224 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:08 am to
"Date"? No.

But the three I knew were quite attractive and fun.

You're right about the "one sailor, one port thing," though.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:10 am to
quote:

ust be sure to wrap your pipe with all the other dick she's getting in every city she's fly to


Noooooooooooooooo......she would NEVER cheat!!

Oh, HI, Mark!


Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75193 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:15 am to
Sorry, I don’t fly commercial.
Posted by LSUneaux
NOLA
Member since Mar 2014
4490 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:22 am to
Yep. After a year i couldn’t take it anymore. It’s a pain in the arse to plan anything or coordinate future events. “Hey this event is Jan 27. Are you in town then?” “Don’t know. Won’t get my schedule until ____”. Then she isn’t when it comes out.

If you want a girlfriend it’s a pain in the arse. If you just want a frickbuddy, it’s great.
This post was edited on 1/14/18 at 12:23 am
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4308 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:24 am to
Yes, a tall redhead from San Diego. Met at Razoo's, took her to CrystalBurger on the way to her room at the Marriott. The relationship lasted about 12 hours. The last time, she was in her United uniform ready to fly out, so I had to take her again.

I wish every romance I ever had was so simple...
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41187 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:26 am to
Forget her always being away.

What you need to figure out is, do you have more game than the pilot that will come after her?
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
12356 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 5:03 am to
My uncle did, they've been married for 50 years now.

She flew for Continental, mostly US troops to and from Vietnam. She wasn't the typical flight attendant.
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4613 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 6:01 am to
Once.

She was a plane girl.... a little flighty....one day she just up and took off.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 6:34 am to
Be sure to perform a lot of cunnilingus. It will help keep her coming back for more. All that traveling and consuming exotic fare will be rewarding in your tasty treat as well.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120262 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 6:42 am to
quote:

Sorry, I don’t fly commercial.


Do you not have a flight attendant on your G5?
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 6:54 am to
Tack a board to your butt so you do not fall
In and wear a rubber body suit when messing with that woman.

There is the girl you marry and then the girl you have fun with called a flight Attendant.
This post was edited on 1/14/18 at 6:58 am
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 7:26 am to
quote:

one sailor in one port.


three or four sailors in one port

plus the first officer
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