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re: Anyone ever accidentally buy Magnum condoms?
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:31 pm to Tyga Woods
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:31 pm to Tyga Woods
I shite y’all not I once saw 5 foot 4 dude haggling with the cashier over a single magnum condom at the gas station on Washington and broad in NOLA. I had to go in to pay cash for the gas and could not believe what I was witnessing. And they were haggling over paying $1.25 vs $1.50. The cashier ended up snatching the condom out of the guys hand and giving him his $1.25 back because he wouldn’t fork up the extra quarter. To this day I can’t believe it happened.
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Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:34 pm to fallguy_1978
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:36 pm to Tyga Woods
Once
Was so tight I’ll never buy them again
Was so tight I’ll never buy them again
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:36 pm to Tyga Woods
Only Sailors wear condoms
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:39 pm to Jalbow3
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haven't worn a condom since Bush's 1st term, trying to boost my immune system.
Hopefully your boyfriend reciprocates
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:40 pm to dj30
There was this real sweet and innocent type girl I was hooking up with that brought magnum condoms with her on the night we were first gonna have sex. I was like I’m flattered, but I think you’re gonna be disappointed. She starts telling me some bullshite about how size doesn’t matter to her, but I had to cut her off to let her know it’s not about the size, it’s just that I don’t wear condoms when having sex with a hooker.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:41 pm to jamboybarry
Tossing a Magnum on the bar works great for picking up sluts.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:58 pm to Tyga Woods
Not since I was twelve
Posted on 3/28/20 at 11:00 pm to Tyga Woods
First time I wore a magnum was at a new chicks house, she provided them saying they were a joke gift from a Bday party.
I was praying it would fit and not slip off. It fit and stayed on fine;thank gawd. I was so proud I raw dogged her a few more times that night and the next morning. That neighborhood near parkway(bulldog) proved to be full o sluts. Good times...
I was praying it would fit and not slip off. It fit and stayed on fine;thank gawd. I was so proud I raw dogged her a few more times that night and the next morning. That neighborhood near parkway(bulldog) proved to be full o sluts. Good times...
Posted on 3/28/20 at 11:06 pm to dat yat
Legit went get condoms last night at a gas station where they keep them behind the register. Had to tell the guy “Can I get those Lifestyles down there”. He naturally grabs the King size ones. I had to tell the guy “nah man actually the box next to it”. Which was honestly also an L because they were the thin feels like nothing kind. So the SO was def not going to be a winner either.
I can only assume the guy is color blind, no single part of me screams giant hog.
I can only assume the guy is color blind, no single part of me screams giant hog.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 11:09 pm to NotoriousFSU
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NotoriousFSU
Well played, good sir.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 11:10 pm to BROpaneTANK
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Can I get those Lifestyles down there”. He naturally grabs the King size ones.
“Nah, bruh, give me the smalls...err I mean regulars”
This post was edited on 3/28/20 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 3/28/20 at 11:15 pm to BuckyCheese
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Tossing a Magnum on the bar works great for picking up sluts.
Sounds like something that someone who never gets laid would say
Posted on 3/28/20 at 11:18 pm to Ed Osteen
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Sounds like something that someone who never gets laid would say
You know how when you grab a woman’s breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 11:50 pm to TidenUP
Tide fan packing heat.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 11:53 pm to Tyga Woods
What are those?
Posted on 3/29/20 at 12:35 am to TidenUP
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Didn't notice a difference honestly
That's because standard magnums are almost identical in size.
Magnum XL allows a little more room for girth.
Lifestyle skyn large offer the most girth in your standard easily purchased condoms.
Length isn't a concern, but when I did wear a condom, Crown and Skyns were my go to.
This post was edited on 3/29/20 at 12:37 am
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