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Anyone ever accidentally buy Magnum condoms?

Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:16 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42260 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:16 pm
These things run kinda big, right?
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22731 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:16 pm to
Just put your balls in there too and you’ll be good.

Grats on the secks.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:17 pm to
Condoms? I thought those were finger puppets.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7452 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:17 pm to
I usually buy the magnums to impress the cashier and throw them in the dryer to snug them up.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32021 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:17 pm to
You better get your wife to take a shower first.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24837 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:18 pm to
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14680 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:18 pm to
Didn't notice a difference honestly
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5726 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:18 pm to
I use them to make piss balloons
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42260 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

Just put your balls in there too and you’ll be good


One in and one out
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42260 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

You better get your wife to take a shower first.


As we speak...
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6573 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:19 pm to
Only nerds wear condoms.
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
29855 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:21 pm to
Magnum XL are the huge ones. Regular magnums are only slightly bigger if that.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108306 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:25 pm to
I used to put the regular size ones into a magnum wrapper and reseal it and flash it so they saw preview of what I was "working with"
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14680 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

Magnum XL are the huge ones. Regular magnums are only slightly bigger if that.


True. And if you have decent girth, it fits well. You just don't unroll the full length of it.
Posted by Jalbow3
Trussville
Member since Oct 2008
4092 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:26 pm to
I haven't worn a condom since Bush's 1st term, trying to boost my immune system.
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:26 pm to
Rawdog or go home
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45335 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:27 pm to
wearing a rubber is like going swimming with a turtleneck on
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53516 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:28 pm to
I haven't worn a condom in maybe 17 years. It would have fallen off then too though.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50663 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:29 pm to
No, I buy them intentionally.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
87467 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:29 pm to
Just tell him to take it easy on you
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