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re: anyone else play smear the queer growing up?

Posted on 7/22/17 at 11:59 pm to
Posted by paladine36
Member since Feb 2013
1524 posts
Posted on 7/22/17 at 11:59 pm to
Yep Red Rover was the game to play. lol The flips.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26542 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 12:44 am to
First time I played it was when I went to private school in 5th grade in the late 90s. It was all fun and games till we let a girl play and we called it smear the whore. She broke her arm and that was a wrap after that.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21312 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 1:04 am to
quote:

I know the game and name very well.


I honestly don't know this one. Can you give a hint or a rhyme?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 1:11 am to
Would be easier to ask who didn't.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71018 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 2:01 am to
Yep. I was a masochist. I loved being the guy with the ball.

Wait....does that make me a queer?
This post was edited on 7/23/17 at 2:02 am
Posted by MaroonWhite
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Member since Oct 2012
3773 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 2:53 am to
Grew up playing this (or aka 'kill the guy with the ball') in elementary school recess.

Torn jeans, ripped shirts, and an occasional bloody nose were the norm. Wouldn't trade those days for anything.
Posted by LSUTigerSport
Member since Sep 2013
165 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 3:12 am to
Hell yea, better than backyard football anytime.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6052 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 5:20 am to
Yep

quote:

Called it that or "Kill the man with the ball".
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
23060 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 5:52 am to
The proper name is Kill the Man (with the ball). No need to make it a SJW issue.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6052 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 6:15 am to
I'm not making an issue, just replying to the original question. Can't change my childhood. If there's an issue, I didn't make it one.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46754 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 6:22 am to
We played it and called it Smear the Queer. It was awesome. I started playing it in 2nd grade when nobody knew what a queer was.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 6:47 am to
Yeah. We used to sit Indian style too, but now? Noooooooo. fricking criss cross apple sauce. What the frick is that shite...
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
23060 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 6:51 am to
quote:

I'm not making an issue, just replying to the original question. Can't change my childhood. If there's an issue, I didn't make it one.



I was joking...
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 6:59 am to
quote:

We always called it rumble fumble growing up.


We always called it Fumble-itis. It was fun when you'd get a good scrum going, but it was almost 100% guaranteed that someone was getting hurt.
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
10849 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:13 am to
Oh yes we did. In fact there is a picture from my 5th grade yearbook way back in 1982, with the guy who was always the queer on the ground, and me(in my Houston Oilers shirt) and my best friend standing over him. Good times.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70315 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:21 am to
quote:

We played smear the queer. 

Then when it got dark we beat on people's doors and ran. 

What do you call that?



We played snear the queer in boy scouts

The door knocking thing was called trigger trocking. Or something similar. I cant rememeber exactly
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42289 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:31 am to
That and wall ball
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20114 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:42 am to
quote:

fricking criss cross apple sauce


Somebody told me this stupid shite just the other day (she is an elementary teacher) and I didn't believe her at first.
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31320 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 8:02 am to
quote:

I honestly don't know this one. Can you give a hint or a rhyme?

I would but it might trigger someone.
Posted by TigerSaint1
Member since Apr 2014
1479 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:00 am to
The better question is who didn't.....
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