re: Anyone else have a bored, retired neighbor that mows too much?

Yes, yes we do....BWAHAHAHAHA

I am the retired neighbor that mows his grass too much. .... With any luck you will be like us some day. It won't bother me because I'll be dead.

I have 3 around me that have spectacular grass. Always out working in the yard. When I was growing up I had an old black guy that was my neighbor. On Mondays and Thursdays he cut his grass. On Tuesday he washed his wife's car, on Wednesday he washed his car. He must have painted his driveway 3 times a year. He would also run about 5 miles a day and drink half a 5th of scotch a day.

Anyone who is cutting grass after retirement is either psychologically flawed or they didn't plan correctly. But in defense of the neighbor, being retired means being able to do whatever the frick you want, so …

My neighbor does...he was falsely accused of raping a women who was plastered about 12 years ago...

Served 2 years time....on probation today...registered sex offender...

Married with 2 kids...

He mows because if he doesn't he might go insane. ..



Struggle is real ...

His wife does well financially. ..it ain't all bad, but he'd rather have a clear name and be working

These retired people in my parents' neighborhood are out every single day cleaning all vehicles and property they own, cutting grass, manicuring garden...seems like a miserable existence.

I know how you feel. My neighbors have their gardeners over every 3 days, and I only have mine over once a week, on the same schedule as the golf course maintainance crew, fricking oppressors.

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this guy doesn't have shite to do and mows every three days.

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Yep.....and he is retired from being a Landscape Maintenance foreman, so he has all the commercial power tools. The worst is that jet turbine blower. And he will be out mowing at 10pm in the dark sometimes.....