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re: Anybody here married a playboy/penthouse girl?

Posted on 11/21/25 at 11:38 pm to
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5333 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

the 1900s was a long time ago.



. 115-125 years ago






No .


The 1900s was 26 years ago .
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196556 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 11:41 pm to
1999 was 26

Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13793 posts
Posted on 11/21/25 at 11:41 pm to
I married 3 ex-playboy models. Divorced each and extracted half their earrings at their peak. I finally settled down with a 4/10. She likes scrapbooking, sweaters and anal sex.

Our children aspire to be an astronaut, a phlebotomist, and an electrician.
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5333 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 12:02 am to
quote:

1999 was 26




This is a silly back and forth.. but do i really need to explain that 1999 was literally the 1900s ? The 1900s was from the year 1900 until the year 1999 .



ETA think about when you were growing up and people talked about, or you read about “the 1800s”.. did you think they were only referring to the years between 1800 and 1809 ? Of course not, they could have been referring to the year 1823 or the year 1876… same with the 1900s .



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This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 12:19 am
Posted by Cali-to-Death Valley
SF Bay Area
Member since Dec 2004
795 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 12:44 am to
Let me be honest. I have a face like a fist and a body just this side of Jabba the Hut. So no, not even if I was worth billions could I pull something like that.
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4970 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 12:55 am to
Naw, but my gf is an ex Saints chearleader that caint cook to save her own mama... if it wasn't for the grill and a few Cajun dishes I do, we would all starve or subsist on cheerios/toast...
Oh wait, the OP is nasty...nothin went on like dat to my knowledge.
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5333 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:18 am to
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Naw, but my gf is an ex Saints chearleader that caint cook to save her own mama





I believe that is a textbook example of what the kids call a “#humblebrag”…




Unless it was like 20 or 30 years ago, then she’s just another menopausal chick who used to look good…. Btw is a “Saints cheerleader” anything like a Saintsation ?
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2125 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 2:20 am to
A girl who use to work for me made porn. Not as fun of a situation to have to manage as you would think. It was not fun having to deal with the questions from customers about it.

Definitely exposed who the creepy customers were.
This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 2:22 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74245 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 3:49 am to
My thoughts go to the sister of the LSU football player who did GirlsdoPorn but seems to be suing people who mention it.
I also think mentioning it here gets deleted.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 4:50 am to
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Nah, BUT my wife did marry a Playgirl centerfold…

Mike Hancho? That you?
Posted by METAL
Member since Nov 2020
2415 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 5:36 am to
Yeah… Nice avatar though.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71145 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 5:48 am to
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The girls of the SEC post reminded me a guy I know married a chick who showed her whole pussy and tits in playboy. She was pretty hot back in the day.


Holy shite, man. That's disgusting and your baw is a simp for marrying her. By the way, what's her name?
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4503 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 5:48 am to
Whole pussy or pussy hole?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29589 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 5:59 am to
I married one that everyone said had a Playboy Body when she wore a bikini or skimpy cloths, plus she loved to frick.

She loved it so much that I wasn't even always involved.


Had to put foots in her cheating Playboy arse.



true story
Posted by BengalShark
Member since Jul 2017
4373 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 6:20 am to
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I don’t think he enjoyed us all looking at his dad’s wife’s Ts and V but whatever. I think they got divorced.


Who could of seen that coming
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80855 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 6:23 am to
You can't turn a ho into a housewife.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
21898 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 6:26 am to
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5333 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 6:28 am to
quote:

You can't turn a ho into a housewife.




She is not yours .. it is just YOUR TURN .
Posted by carguymatt
Member since Aug 1998
Member since Jun 2015
1076 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 6:50 am to
Sara Brinsfield 25 years ago. figured out she wasn't in to poly as much as she led me to believe so I dumped her . I've got to have at least 3 women at once
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
2865 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:01 am to
The closest I got was meeting Candy Loving, the 50th Anniversary Playmate, when she was a student at OU in the late 70s.

A girl I grew up next door to in Tulsa was a friend of hers, and she introduced me to her.

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