re: Anybody ever get a mistress pregnant?

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Yeah I posted about it once on another OP. Got my side chick pregnant and the baby is going to be born in a couple of weeks. The wife knows and choose to stay. Idk if I’m lucky or dumb.

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Yeah, that's a tough one. I would say you are going to have a pretty rough go with all this. I feel your wife will not be receptive to the child which will cause even more problems. I know she did it first but this is a tough situation.

I'm glad I had a vasectomy before my now ex-wife did the same to me.

My question is, how do y'all trust each other now?

Yup. He and Bridget Moynihan split up and she learned she was pregnant like 6 weeks later.

Apparently he is very involved in the child's life and Gisele and Bridget have made peace regarding the situation.

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Yeah I posted about it once on another OP. Got my side chick pregnant and the baby is going to be born in a couple of weeks. The wife knows and choose to stay. Idk if I’m lucky or dumb.

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Yeah I posted about it once on another OP. Got my side chick pregnant and the baby is going to be born in a couple of weeks. The wife knows and choose to stay. Idk if I’m lucky or dumb.

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Your wife must either be hideous or shes just spending your money while getting BBC on the reg and doesn't give a shite about you. Either way, subtle I have a shite life brag.

ETA: Whelp, looks like its the latter. You poor cuck.

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The Bill Burr bit on Arnold being a great man was the GOAT

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That dude should be unloading trucks in Transylvania. That should have been the height of his success. But because he’s a great man, he had the balls to move to America, became famous for lifting weights. I lift weights. Nobody gives a shite. He lifts weights… “Aah, aah, aah!” Becomes super famous. Did he rest on his laurels? No. Next challenge: “I’m gonna become an actor despite the fact that nobody can really understand me.” Against all odds, he starts making movies. “Get down! There’s a bomb. Get out of there!” Becomes one of the biggest blockbuster stars of all time. “What are you gonna do next, Arnie?” “I think I’ll marry a Kennedy.” “There’s no fricking way you can do that.” Bam! he does it. Cherry on top. I’m running for governor of a state I can’t even pronounce, and he wins the election. Why wouldn’t this guy think he couldn’t bang his maid in his own bed and get away with it? This dude has been in the zone for over four decades! Four decades… nothin’ but net. Bang a maid in my own bed? Dude, that’s a layup. Are you serious? I had a hit movie with a midget. I don’t even need a condom. Uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh! Right?

And then what happens? The smoke clears. Then all these trolls come out of the woodwork and start judging this great man. All these fatties, these fricking old guys who never got any with their jowls. Coming on TV…“Absolutely reprehensible behavior. What kind of a public servant… His legacy is… ” Like they have any idea what it’s like to be tempted at that level, right? Like they have groupies as they waddle out to their Mercury Tracer parked on the other side of a dumpster. Really? You’re beating them off? This guy, he’s not a great man anymore? Terminator doesn’t count? Is that what the frick you’re telling me? ‘Cause he fricked Alice? Really? He’s still not a great man because he did that, then the whole thing’s over? Anybody here think they could move to Austria, learn the language, become famous for working out, then be a movie star, then marry into their royalty, and hold public office? How many lifetimes would you need… I’m on my third attempt at Rosetta Stone Spanish. All right?

How can I judge these guys? I can barely handle the temptations of Facebook. I’m gonna judge Tiger Woods? I golf. I don’t walk off the 18th hole, and there’s a busload of Scandinavian women waiting to frick my brains out. “Sorry, ladies, gotta go home to the wife” right?

I don’t know nuffin man!

Yes.

But my mistress was Casey Anthony. So the problem did not linger.

You want me to read?

Girl I worked with husband got his mistress knocked up...

When she found out she divorced him as soon at the courts allowed her. Dude squirmed so bad trying to keep his family together. They had a little girl together, and she basically told him he should've kept his dick in his pants...

I felt really bad for her, she was a very nice, genuine person and a really good wife and mother..