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Anybody ever finish a tube of Chapstick?

Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:46 am
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65493 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:46 am
Not once in my life have I finished a tube. It always gets lost somewhere in Chapstick purgatory.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32887 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:46 am to
Yes
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16433 posts
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Not even close. Usually doesn't last a week
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:47 am to
quote:

It always gets lost somewhere in Chapstick purgatory.


Or it melts sitting in the truck
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128543 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:47 am to
Yea when I leave it in my pants and wash and dry them. :/
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:47 am to
I'm about 60/40 between losing & finishing. I'm completely addicted, and burn through 2-3 tubes a month.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:47 am to
Now that you mention it, no. Things that make you go hmmmmm.
Posted by CuseTiger
Member since Jul 2013
9104 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:48 am to
I don't think I have come to think of it, usually just buy a new one once I lose the one I was using. Best use of chapstick- after a boil
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
34630 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:49 am to
Currently working on about 3.

Started with 1, lost it. Found an old one and was using that one for a bit until I found the first one again. Then, I was on a business trip and had to buy a new one.

frick this life
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:49 am to
Lanolin (titty cream) works great as a lip balm
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19070 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:49 am to
I have before, but I am a chapstick junkie.
About 11 years ago there was an aloe/cocoa butter chapstick that was better than the cherry one I always use. Can't seem to find it anywhere.
Posted by Redbone
between St. Amant and Port Vincent
Member since Sep 2012
20738 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:50 am to
Slow day huh?
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16021 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:51 am to
No mom jokes yet...
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65493 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:51 am to
quote:

Slow day huh?


I'm just sitting here staring at my tube of chap-ice
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
34630 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:52 am to
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better than the cherry one I always use.


Found an aggie
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:53 am to
Yep, I ran out of lotion while on youporn.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19070 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Found an aggie
, child please.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30035 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 9:56 am to
Yes, I put a tube of cherry chapstick on my high school gf's b-hole.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12208 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 10:02 am to
One of the senior managers where I used to work made enough money to buy an 18-wheeler load of Chapstick but would get every last bit out of a tube. I walked into his office one day and found him digging out the last remnants of a tube using a paper clip.
Posted by 4WHLN
Drinking at the Cottage Inn
Member since Mar 2013
7644 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Not once in my life have I finished a tube. It always gets lost somewhere in Chapstick purgatory.


Never. I usually wash one or it will break at some point. I buy one every couple weeks so I always have a fresh rotation when I need. Between work, house, truck I bet I have 6-8 currently in different stages of use.
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