re: anybody ever been pantsed?

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I'm 21 and will happily sack tap, or grab arse

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This means you're ghey.

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One time in HS, a chick got pantsed during PE by a guy. She didn't have consons on. Everyone saw da cat. But I'm pretty sure half the school had already seen her nethers.

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I did this to a chick(shocking right?) and everyone at track practice saw her butt. I feel terrible to this day. She was a good girl. Would have been okay had she been a slut.

Yeah. And I've had a swirley. When freshmen made the varsity baseball team in HS they got swirlies. HS was fun, despite having my head forced into a shitter. Pretty sure that wouldn't fly anymore. I could probably call rape in snowflake America.

I got pantsed by a girl while playing flag football in 8th grade. I think she was flirting with me

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It's funny because you do it in front of a whole gym full of girls. That's why

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High school sophomore year, got my shorts and underwear.

On a Bachelor Party in 06. 13 of us Took a big arse boat from Madisonville with a plan to hit the Prop Stop then tie up at Tin Lizzy's, drink and eat there, then sleep on the boat.

After a long drunk/stoned ride across the lake, and several wormbuckets once we got to the PropStop, one of our guys pantsed a roidboi who was with a bunch of other buffed bois. All out brawl.
shite looked like a movie with innocent bystanders falling into the water as bouncers pushed them back from the landing area. And there were people launching full beers at us on the water taxis, one hitting/cutting the pantser's leg. He deserved the shite outta that and was especially awesome that it came from an angry chick with them.

Anyhoo, they obviously found us an hour later at Tin Lizzies and were still huffy about the pantsing-induced donnybrook. Luckily, one of them recognized me as we recalled hanging out together at the teen club 2010 with some Denham chicks back in 90-91.

So everyone calmed down and we bought everyone shots. Then our stoners shared some weed with their stoners.

All was well as nobody was actually hurt in the short brawl thanks to plenty bouncers.

Don't pants drunk strangers. The end.

Whatever. I am 46 and a VP at my company and regularly pantsed my co-workers. shite is fun and everybody laughs.

I also started the "I got your neck" thing at our office that all the school aged kids are doing these days.

That last post I made was while taking an emergency shite at a QT station. Maybe it's just me but I love to joke around in public and kind of shock people. When I was walking out without any merchandise, the clerk said "Have a good day sir, come back and see us." As I was opening the door to leave I said "definitely will..... Sorry I just had to take a shite this time." There was a small line at the counter and I heard at least 2 start to chuckle. People like jokes like that. I bet they will tell that story to others today and laugh a lot. Moral of the story is to make people laugh and brighten their day.

When I was in 7th grade our PE teacher let us use a vacant portable as a wrestling arena. We spread foam mats all over the floor and turned the place into a kind of Hell-in-a-Cell.

I was bigger than everyone else, kind of the Andre the Giant character. I had tripped, or something, and while I was on my hands and knees, this kid ran up and tried to pinch my neck between his knees. So, I grabbed the back of his legs and stood up, with him hanging upside down, his face inches from my arse.

He did the only thing he could: he pantsed me, underwear and all, leaving me standing in front of 40 other 7th grade boys - shoes, shirt, smile, and frank-&-beans.

I calmly dropped him on his head and pulled up my underwear and pants. He did the best thing, because I was going to pile-drive his head into the floor. No idea what happened to him, but I turned out pretty well.

A few days later a fat kid, Allen Finch, did a 747 onto a sixth grader and broke the kid's coccyx and the principal shut down our Hell-in-a-Cell.

your prolly a gay if you think its not funny.. or have an embarrassing member..