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re: Any of y'all have some terrible behavior stories at a wedding?
Posted on 8/14/18 at 5:15 pm to lsumailman61
Posted on 8/14/18 at 5:15 pm to lsumailman61
My SIL got married outside at 3pm in June at a state park with the reception in the field right there in a tent. They were both in AA together, no booze at all. Everytime someone in AA gave a speech which ended up being like 6 of them, they'd do their AA thing in unison "its okay Tony, we love you blah blah blah...."
Then, they decided that a coffee and cigar bar was a blast. Who the hell wants coffee at 3:15pm in June outside?
That sober BS was the dumbest thing I've ever seen at a wedding.
Then, they decided that a coffee and cigar bar was a blast. Who the hell wants coffee at 3:15pm in June outside?
That sober BS was the dumbest thing I've ever seen at a wedding.
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Posted on 8/14/18 at 5:16 pm to Dubosed
I was the best man, was a little too drunk, gave my speech and told a little too much about the bachelor party, yes I talked about strippers
In front of his grandparents and all of his friends family, not sure how he ever forgave me
In front of his grandparents and all of his friends family, not sure how he ever forgave me
This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 8/14/18 at 5:24 pm to Dubosed
I gave the bride a dollar for the money dance and pulled up a chair and sat down.
She proceeded to give me a terrible lap dance in front of about 400 people.
I was dead sober.
She proceeded to give me a terrible lap dance in front of about 400 people.
I was dead sober.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 5:28 pm to Dubosed
Went to a wedding where a member of the Landrieu family was getting married. He was the groom but Mary and the rest of the Landrieu's acted like they were running the show and it was their wedding even though someone else was paying for it.
ALL OF THEM, the whole family, were a bunch of insufferable douche bags who spent the entire wedding (took up the front two rows) and reception (grandstanding, giving toasts and speeches, stopping the band to use the mic) making it about themselves. Only saving grace was I made friends with the owner of the AUTHENTIC PLANTATION THAT USED TO HAVE SLAVES (frick You Mitch) and he invited me to his private bar/man room where we got sloshed on some fine bourbon.
ALL OF THEM, the whole family, were a bunch of insufferable douche bags who spent the entire wedding (took up the front two rows) and reception (grandstanding, giving toasts and speeches, stopping the band to use the mic) making it about themselves. Only saving grace was I made friends with the owner of the AUTHENTIC PLANTATION THAT USED TO HAVE SLAVES (frick You Mitch) and he invited me to his private bar/man room where we got sloshed on some fine bourbon.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 5:33 pm to al_cajun
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Yeah he seems like one of those people that just goes around judging everyone and being miserable.
He is very judgmental. Must be a heavy duty church goer.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 5:35 pm to jbgleason
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jbgleason
I'm trying to decide if we know each other...
2006?
Posted on 8/14/18 at 6:09 pm to Old Sarge
I just remembered I gave my toast at a rehearsal dinner twice. I had forgotten a few things sober and decided to do it again whiled sloshed. Luckily everyone still there was just as sloshed.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 6:27 pm to slackster
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After the ceremony was over, the minister asked us to carry our chairs to the pavilion where the reception would be held. We were in for a real treat, it was a pot luck reception. Members from their church each brought a dish.
A covered dish dinner on the grounds from country church folk is better than anything you'd get from a caterer.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 6:41 pm to Jim Rockford
You haven't lived until you've witnessed keg stand relays at a super nice venue. I'm pretty sure 50 people floated 7-8 kegs that night.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:02 pm to terd ferguson
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Well I hate Muslims so...
you dont like chicken shwarma or hummus?
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:28 pm to Dubosed
Sounds lovely.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:44 pm to TheDude
So they had nerf gun wars and beer pong and you didn’t have a good time? You sound like a stick in the mud
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