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Any good Law School jokes or pickup lines?

Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:41 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:41 pm
All I got is "Say girl, are you SEC rule 506? Because you look like you might be safe harbor for my Regulation D."
Posted by txbd
Valhalla
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:42 pm to
Don't use that joke.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45512 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:43 pm to
Something about briefs.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Any good Law School jokes or pickup lines? by S


Hey baby, you interested in helping me pay off my student debt?
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
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Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:43 pm to
Take your avatar's advice.
Posted by TDcline
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Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:43 pm to
You should say:

"Say girl, I'm like a defective brick. I'll never get laid."
Posted by BamaFan89
T-Town
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19303 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:45 pm to
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.

:rimshot:
Posted by monkeybutt
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Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:46 pm to
"How does a lawyer get you off?"









"With his penis"
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 8/4/16 at 4:02 pm to
You: Why is my first big case like a random homeless man?

Woman: Leave me alone.

You: Cuz I'm fixin' to blow both of 'em.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 8/4/16 at 4:04 pm to
Hey girl how much debt you have?

Uhh, like 200k

Wow, you make awful life choices you stupid whore.


haahaaaaa
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
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Posted on 8/5/16 at 8:30 am to
Blacks Law Dictionary Lives Matter!
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
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Posted on 8/5/16 at 8:38 am to
Hey girl, i'll grant you an automatic stay if you drop your briefs
Posted by SabiDojo
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