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re: Any advice for married man who wants sex?

Posted on 11/3/20 at 2:33 pm to
Posted by TheDude854
Member since May 2019
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Posted on 11/3/20 at 2:33 pm to
Great scene in Annie Hall...

LINK
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5663 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 2:58 pm to
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Every woman I've had sex with said they hated sex.


Sounds like operator error
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 11/3/20 at 2:59 pm to
She sounds large
Posted by MarinaTigerEsq
Member since Aug 2019
1330 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 3:05 pm to
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Not true. There are a bunch of uptight prudes who think sex is "gross" or "slutty." I know women who will tell you this.


Unless you‘re under 18 and/or live in Saudi Arabia, you have been friend-zoned.
This post was edited on 11/3/20 at 3:13 pm
Posted by MarinaTigerEsq
Member since Aug 2019
1330 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 3:08 pm to
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anything you read about women is even remotely true, it's because most don't experience orgasms through intercourse. So in that sense, I could see it just being a chore you are tired of doing.


Again, no. Yes, clitoral stimulation is important but, as a species that reproduces through intercourse, there are certainly ways to induce an orgasm during intercourse. If you’re not inducing the O, you need to read up on pleasing your woman.
Posted by Tortious
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Posted on 11/3/20 at 3:35 pm to
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there are certainly ways to induce an orgasm during intercourse. 


Posted by MarinaTigerEsq
Member since Aug 2019
1330 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 3:46 pm to
I like your style. Ok, I’ll go on. First, be clean and well-groomed. Second, make her laugh. Third, read the room and take charge when the chemistry is right- this could be a playful/forceful spank, a nibble of the ear, a kiss on the neck, etc. Third, get her ready- touch her, watch how her body responds to touches and adjust what you’re doing accordingly. If she’s properly ready when intercourse starts, and you position such that her clitoris gets some stimulation (her on top, missionary with deep thrusts, whatever), she should orgasm right along with you. Make an effort to stay connected during the intercourse- tell her she’s pretty, you’ve been thinking about her all day, she smells good, etc. Women get a lot of negative messages about their natural bodies, addressing anything she may be insecure about with positive reenforcement builds trust, love, and desire.

I guess, I’m a sex positive, politically conservative woman, AMA.
This post was edited on 11/3/20 at 3:55 pm
Posted by Special K
Member since Jun 2011
1165 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:24 pm to
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I’m a sex positive, politically conservative


90% of this board just nutted
Posted by tke_swamprat
Houma, LA
Member since Aug 2004
10889 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:27 pm to
Months? Jeez. How y’all deal with that shite.
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
10109 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 5:07 pm to
Talk to your wife. Wife and I never went months but we hit about month dry spot. I asked her what was going on? She explained things felt different since our last kid... We discussed a lot of things, introduced a new lube and some toys. Sex life has never been better since....
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 5:56 pm to
Well, I asked her and I figured it out. This is what she told me.

1. Wash your arse more.
2. Improve my attitude.
3. Pick up after myself.

She said she could keep going, I said that’s a start.

I wrote on a piece of paper what she wants and taped it to the wall. Every day from now on, I’m going to write the date and check off each item. That way I can move on to the next issues.

Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69714 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 5:57 pm to
What’s her reasons?
Posted by White Bear
OPINIONS & A-HOLES
Member since Jul 2014
17271 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 7:39 pm to
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She said she could keep going, I said that’s a start.
You’ll never get to the end of that list, baw, but good luck. Five knuckle shuffle time.
Posted by MiloDanglers
on a dock on a bay
Member since Apr 2012
6558 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 7:59 pm to
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I wrote on a piece of paper what she wants and taped it to the wall. Every day from now on, I’m going to write the date and check off each item. That way I can move on to the next issues.


You were hanging in there until this. My God thats a terrible fricking idea. I can just smell her panties getting wet from here.

How about you just shut the hell up and get to work. And, don’t act entitled. Act like you know you’ve got a tremendous amount of work to do to get where you need to be (but you are on a determined and confident track to get there) and you might be surprised by how she reacts.

But mainly, take down this horrendous list and go about your improvement like a man.

BTW that list from her confirms that your wife is likely not crazy and likely doesnt need any hormone replacement therapy or any of the other bullshite in this thread. She just needs a half decent, semi-confident man who will help her raise thier child. And not a whiny, slob who is just another child to look after.
This post was edited on 11/3/20 at 8:03 pm
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60441 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 9:13 pm to
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I wrote on a piece of paper what she wants and taped it to the wall. Every day from now on, I’m going to write the date and check off each item. I wrote on a piece of paper what she wants and taped it to the wall.

Did you tape it next to your dry erase board?


Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5105 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 9:20 pm to
Find a side piece...
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11841 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:35 pm to
Don’t act like you want it. Flip the script.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53141 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 11:29 pm to
This thread delivers
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9216 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 11:58 pm to
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I just handle it myself and then get mad that I have to handle it myself. Resentment builds up. I dont want to even talk to her.




This has to be a troll attempt right?
Please tell me that as grown man you physically cannot be this immature and petty.
Talk. To. Your. Wife. Dummy.
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
36406 posts
Posted on 11/4/20 at 12:38 am to
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This has to be a troll attempt right?
Please tell me that as grown man you physically cannot be this immature and petty.
Talk. To. Your. Wife. Dummy.


He’s a consistent troll and they fall for it every time. OT not so smart.
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