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re: Another problem that should be solved with a .45 and a shovel

Posted on 9/4/25 at 6:12 pm to
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1956 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 6:12 pm to
I've always been partial to bringing this guy back





Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8296 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 6:46 pm to
SFP will say he's a hero
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135870 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 6:49 pm to
Harming children, including rape should get you a quick death sentence
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54875 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 6:59 pm to
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You racists don't understand that these people have needs too, especially child molesters.


What about that 4 year old? He can get his needs met in hell.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
9347 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 7:03 pm to
Hear me out.......

Instead of wasting a bullet and using the manpower to dig a hole.....

.....what about putting wrist and ankle shackles on this thing.... then chaining it to a tree in the woods....downside is this could help the wild hog population but I figured if you kill the wild dogs and donate the meat to food pantries this could be a great thing.

I would like a slow death like this. The torture is both physical and mental. It's the slow torturous death that gets me.....
Posted by duckblind56
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Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 7:50 pm to
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 8:03 pm to
Yet another fun thread for the OT
Posted by TheePalmetto
Member since Aug 2025
1550 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 8:05 pm to
Naw don’t do that, someone would have to clean the woodchipper afterwards and he’s not worth the effort. Just throw him out of a helicopter deep in the bayou somewhere and let nature take it’s course.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37119 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 8:06 pm to
Yeah this mutant deserves to be removed from the gene pool
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33200 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 8:30 pm to
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skip the .45 and shovel and use a wood chipper instead, broadcast it on TV as a warning to any / all who contemplate same
Feed him into the chipper, pecker first.
Posted by RustyDaDog
BAOK
Member since Mar 2023
955 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 1:13 am to
All that’s needed here is a tall tree and a short rope
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
25906 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 6:15 am to
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skip the .45 and shovel and use a wood chipper instead, broadcast it on TV as a warning to any / all who contemplate same



This is the only thing Sharia Law gets correct, IMO. You break the law in Saudi Arabia and they put you in the town square and cut your head off and leave you for a few days.

They don't have repeat offenders and traditionally maintain very low crime stats.
Posted by tigerfootball10
Member since Sep 2005
9871 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 6:43 am to
Should I even ask where the little girl’s father was?
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
20444 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 7:12 am to
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skip the .45 and shovel and use a wood chipper instead, broadcast it on TV as a warning to any / all who contemplate same
Feet first
Posted by MardiGrasMike
Member since Jun 2025
81 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 8:30 am to
According to Grok:

Anthony Jelks was on supervised probation at the time of the alleged Aug 1 rape, per Baton Rouge police reports. His history includes 6 arrests since 2018 (firearms, domestic abuse, sexual abuse of a minor in 2020 with time served, registry non-compliance in 2023 with added probation). Probation was granted via judicial decisions, possibly plea deals, despite violent priors.
Posted by MardiGrasMike
Member since Jun 2025
81 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 8:34 am to
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