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re: Annual Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:04 am to
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
55885 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:04 am to
Show her this & let us know how it goes

Posted by Barry McCockinner
Member since Sep 2018
1496 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:18 am to
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20866 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:18 am to
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Show her this & let us know how it goes


No way, man. I don’t need Rocky Mountain Oysters on the menu today.
Posted by RedmanChew
Member since Jun 2024
447 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:25 am to
Lol this sounds like my grandfather. If I gave him a 12 step process to follow, the order he would take looked like the firing order of a V12 engine

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74720 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:27 am to
No drama ever and none scheduled for today.

I do love this thread, the autistic brother admitting to yanking it to his sister was a good moment as well as the classic Apple TV pron.
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Wife wanted to make her great grandmother's depression era chicken and dumplings for the family for the first time.
My wife’s (no pics) family has a similar but slightly varied old tradition, not for Thanksgiving but for other family gatherings, chicken broth with flat egg noodles that they roll out and slice.

It’s filling and good but you also have to be careful not to heat it too aggressively.

Cheers all, Happy Thanksgiving to you, reprobates and all!
Posted by Rob Perillo
Member since Feb 2017
528 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:31 am to
Checking in. 1 year old daughter came down with the flu yesterday so staying home and cooking a gumbo instead. Really not that mad about it, but looking forward to reading about family shenanigans in absence of my own.

Bloody Marys coming up shortly now that the coffee is gone.
This post was edited on 11/28/24 at 10:32 am
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11089 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:31 am to
Dude.

I feel your pain like it’s my own. My wife has zero time management skills. Especially when it comes to time lines like going somewhere.

We will be running late to something important and she will decide out of nowhere that she needs to vacuum or fold cloths or something first. I can’t understand it.

My best guess is that it’s a coping mechanism to fend off the anxiety she’s feeling over the fact that she made us late and she knows how much I HATE being late.
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
39544 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:32 am to
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I'm not good at judging weight but I'd say between 180 and 240.
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
5113 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:42 am to
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Posted by CuseTiger
Member since Jul 2013
9068 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:46 am to
My dad just got a spam call asking if he has diabetes. Apparently this spam call happens daily around 8am
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3237 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:46 am to
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My old room is above the garage. It’s huge.


Do you have a friend named Boner?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102557 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:52 am to
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mean I can kind of see his point if there are other appropriate beds/spaces and y'all are choosing to share a bedroom.


What’s funny is the dad suggested he sleep in the pool room rather than the wife’s friend
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
5113 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:55 am to
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All of these upvotes and nobody asked for pics or if your wife’s best friend would be worth the hassle of 2 families. OT is slipping.


I thought BF was boyfriend…I initially left that post both intrigued yet confused.
Posted by DarthTiger
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:58 am to
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Posted by Rip Torn
Member since Mar 2020
6035 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 11:00 am to
This is an older Thanksgiving story about myself but a good one: several years ago when my wife and I were still dating and spent our first holiday season together with her family. I was taking protein supplements without a good fiber supplement and hadn’t taken a solid dump in about 5 days so I was pretty backed up. I refuse to crap in a public restroom and had been holding it in for the 5 hour drive. By the time I got to her brother’s house, I had the doodoo sweats. I politely asked them where their bathroom was but didn’t want to use the main one for all the guests leaving it with a good, musty stench. So, I went to the furthest bathroom from the main part of the house and released about a 5 pound turd that had the consistency of a moon rock lol. The only reason I know that is because my every attempt to flush it was doing absolutely nothing. The toilet water just flowed around it like a fork in a river. I grabbed anything I could find in the bathroom to break the turd up but couldn’t find anything that would work. I also didn’t want to destroy their bathroom so I panicked and fished the turd out of the bowl with my hand, put it in the bathroom trash can bag, tied it up, and hid it under my shirt. I casually walked out the front door pretending to need something out of the car and threw the bag in the woods just as her other family members were pulling in. They all looked at me like I was crazy because no one knew who I was and I looked suspicious throwing a bag in the woods lol. No matter how much I tried, I couldn’t wash the turd smell off my hands so I looked like a creeper sitting all alone at the table not eating
Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
21215 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 11:11 am to
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They're currently arguing over the perfect Thanksgiving drink pairing: Fireball or Crown Royal Blackberry.




And #3 thinks southerners are the problem.


Your situation needs a camera or two to encapsulate this and bring it to us.
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
4437 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 11:26 am to
I got a cold this year so I’m at home with the dog. Didn’t want to be around the kids. I get to feeling better I’ll go see my Dad later.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13948 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 11:27 am to
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thought BF was boyfriend…I initially left that post both intrigued yet confused.

Me too. Do they bump rugs?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 11:32 am to
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This is an older Thanksgiving story about myself but a good one: several years ago when my wife and I were still dating and spent our first holiday season together with her family. I was taking protein supplements without a good fiber supplement and hadn’t taken a solid dump in about 5 days so I was pretty backed up. I refuse to crap in a public restroom and had been holding it in for the 5 hour drive. By the time I got to her brother’s house, I had the doodoo sweats. I politely asked them where their bathroom was but didn’t want to use the main one for all the guests leaving it with a good, musty stench. So, I went to the furthest bathroom from the main part of the house and released about a 5 pound turd that had the consistency of a moon rock lol. The only reason I know that is because my every attempt to flush it was doing absolutely nothing. The toilet water just flowed around it like a fork in a river. I grabbed anything I could find in the bathroom to break the turd up but couldn’t find anything that would work. I also didn’t want to destroy their bathroom so I panicked and fished the turd out of the bowl with my hand, put it in the bathroom trash can bag, tied it up, and hid it under my shirt. I casually walked out the front door pretending to need something out of the car and threw the bag in the woods just as her other family members were pulling in. They all looked at me like I was crazy because no one knew who I was and I looked suspicious throwing a bag in the woods lol. No matter how much I tried, I couldn’t wash the turd smell off my hands so I looked like a creeper sitting all alone at the table not eating

This one's good.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150107 posts
Posted on 11/28/24 at 11:36 am to
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