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re: Annoying things you found out about your wife/gf when you moved in together
Posted on 6/5/17 at 7:38 pm to lionward2014
Posted on 6/5/17 at 7:38 pm to lionward2014
This one drives me bananas. Also, willingness to clean.
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Posted on 6/5/17 at 7:39 pm to Breesus
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My wife just fills everything with water and leaves it there. It drives me up the fricking wall.
That's classic laziness. When instead of doing dishes, someone "lets it soak" and leaves the dishes in the sink to kick then can down the road
Posted on 6/5/17 at 8:24 pm to 225Tyga
Posted on 6/5/17 at 8:41 pm to 225Tyga
My wife goes to bed without panties on and backs her rear end all in my space. She even like shakes her butt on my crotch. I guess she is having dreams or stretching, but come on I'm trying to sleep dear
Posted on 6/5/17 at 8:46 pm to 225Tyga
She talks
Posted on 6/5/17 at 8:46 pm to djangochained
I've never heard her fart, or seen her on the throne, she squirts and sleeps on the wet spot but sweet baby Jesus, the woman can not close up a loaf of bread or cook worth a shite. And can't drive a clutch without burning it up within a year tops.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:29 pm to 225Tyga
The way she eats cereal. It's so fricking loud I can't stand it and have quit buying it just so it's not here to eat
I will make a big awesome breakfast just so I don't have to hear the crunching and slurping. It's fricking grating
I will make a big awesome breakfast just so I don't have to hear the crunching and slurping. It's fricking grating
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:35 pm to thejudge
I had a girlfriend who got comfortable burping and farting around me. Girls can be just as gross as dudes sometimes. They just hide it better normally.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 10:02 pm to Athis
That's freaking gross. Wtf is wrong with that girl? 
Posted on 6/5/17 at 10:09 pm to 225Tyga
She never loved me :-(
Posted on 6/5/17 at 10:14 pm to 225Tyga
Always bitches about how lazy I am as if I didn't know.
For example, one of my go to moves:
For example, one of my go to moves:
quote:
That's classic laziness. When instead of doing dishes, someone "lets it soak" and leaves the dishes in the sink to kick then can down the road
This post was edited on 6/5/17 at 10:17 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 6:19 am to MisterFaster
quote:
And almost every dump she drops, there are brown claw marks all around the bowl as if the poo was an alive shite cat trying to claw it's way out.
Your girlfriend must be huge.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 6:32 am to 225Tyga
Oh this is easy!
1. Can pull siding off a house
With her snoring.
2. Her closet/dresser seem to
throw up clothes.
3. Asks to many detailed questions, she should have realized 13 years ago that I don't listen.
1. Can pull siding off a house
With her snoring.
2. Her closet/dresser seem to
throw up clothes.
3. Asks to many detailed questions, she should have realized 13 years ago that I don't listen.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 6:41 am to 225Tyga
brushes her long red hair with MY hair brush!
never mind she has 437 brushing utensils from every hygiene manufacturer representing 119 countries sitting in her vanity....
MY hair brush that I've had since like the mid 90's.
that and not rinsing out the sink after you brush your teeth. but she's cool besides that
never mind she has 437 brushing utensils from every hygiene manufacturer representing 119 countries sitting in her vanity....
MY hair brush that I've had since like the mid 90's.
that and not rinsing out the sink after you brush your teeth. but she's cool besides that
Posted on 6/6/17 at 6:59 am to Kvothe
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This post was edited on 4/11/21 at 10:08 am
Posted on 6/6/17 at 7:20 am to 225Tyga
She was a serial cheater.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 7:31 am to 225Tyga
"If you can't change, then this won't work out"
"If you can't accept me for who I am, then this relationship is bull shite"
Women logic.
"If you can't accept me for who I am, then this relationship is bull shite"
Women logic.
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 7:31 am
Posted on 6/6/17 at 7:33 am to FLAK88
quote:
She was a slob and chewed her food with her mouth open
You had never had a meal with her before then?
Posted on 6/6/17 at 7:53 am to Jobu93
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This is a trap. After 17 years of marriage I know this is a trap and will not participate.
I know for a fact it did not take you 17 years to learn this. I have been married almost 7 years, and I have known this for almost 7 years.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 8:13 am to Gary Busey
quote:
"If you can't change, then this won't work out"
"If you can't accept me for who I am, then this relationship is bull shite"
Women logic.
Perfect.
Also:
"These are all of your flaws and problems you cause in our relationship."
"Why do you always blame everything on me." After telling her one issue about her because you got feed up listening to the first line for the 69th time that week.
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