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re: Animal Talk with Pecker: The Serval

Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:45 pm to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:45 pm to
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Man, I was starting to believe the people who said you died.




I was on sabbatical. Traveling the world and delivering intense sexual pleasure to my wife in exotic locales. A period of reflection and meditation. A time when I could develop, learn and grow, in mind, body and spirit. To emerge like the Phoenix as a more impressive iteration of Pecker. A version of Pecker that is surprisingly, nearly identical to the previous iteration but still somehow better.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43530 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:46 pm to
Be honest. You knocked up your wife.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:47 pm to
Posted by Paluka
One State Over
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:47 pm to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:48 pm to
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There is a guy who brings his serval to the Chattanooga market occasionally. He gets super pretentious if you ask what it is or, god forbid, you misidentified it.



I bet it’s not a serval. I bet it’s a Savannah Cat. It’s a genetically watered down version of the serval.
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4589 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:49 pm to
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Pecker

Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
62446 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:49 pm to
They have some fantastic video of one of these hunting a rodent in tall grass on Planet Earth 2 on NetFlix. It's Episode 5 according the BBC website LINK
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18878 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:50 pm to
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I have 3 on my mock safari ranch in south Texas.


Unlike your real gay male exclusive development.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92329 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:50 pm to
They look fantastic as a shelf decoration



Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18878 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

I was on sabbatical. Traveling the world and delivering intense sexual pleasure to my wife in exotic locales. A period of reflection and meditation. A time when I could develop, learn and grow, in mind, body and spirit. To emerge like the Phoenix as a more impressive iteration of Pecker. A version of Pecker that is surprisingly, nearly identical to the previous iteration but still somehow better.



So banned from TD huh?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:52 pm to
Had a guy once try to move a savannah cat into his apartment. Corporate said no
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:52 pm to
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Be honest. You knocked up your wife.

Hell no. Spent most of November traveling. And when I was in town I was trying to catch up on work
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43530 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:54 pm to
Where'd you travel?
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:56 pm to
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So banned from TD huh?
I was never banned. Only ever been banned once for 15 minutes for starting a controversial thread on autism.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86483 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 12:56 pm to
Welcome back.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 1:02 pm to
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Where'd you travel?


Mexico and Portugal. And a few weekends in Knoxville (and Nashville for Vandy) for football. First time I’d had a break from work projects to actually get out.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 1:07 pm to
It looks like a cheetah raped a giraffe and this is what happened.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53963 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 1:07 pm to
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