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re: Amy Schumer Says She and Husband 'Have Sex Every 7 to 10 Days' Since Welcoming Son Gene
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:37 am to StringedInstruments
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:37 am to StringedInstruments
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This happens to most guys. And they accept it. And get fat and bitch about their jobs. And quit putting effort into their lives. And call their kids “rugrats” and “hellions” but “only just kidding I love em.” And then they begin to atrophy and grow bitter. Then they die a thousand deaths with all of the regrets they carry with them to their grave.
This makes me feel better about being unmarried.
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Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:37 am to stout
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Amy Schumer
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For those of you that need some FAT material today
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:38 am to stout
Poor guy. Could you imagine having to slay that dragon once ever much less up to 4 times a month?
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:38 am to Upperdecker
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And not a single person will ask for pics in this thread
I got you, fam
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:39 am to HempHead
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This makes me feel better about being unmarried.
I saw this as a possible future for me, but I fought my way out of it. It’s amazing how many posters here alone will bitch about not getting blow jobs or not getting enough sex. Not to mention it’s a common trope in media and found on message boards across the Internet. Guys don’t get laid and we have an obesity epidemic. They never think to look inward though.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:39 am to stout
You should be banned for putting her name a sex in the same sentence.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:40 am to stout
kk
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:40 am to stout
Never met her so I don't know but it just seems like her breath would smell of arse and cheetos.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:41 am to StringedInstruments
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This happens to most guys. And that 7-10 days becomes weeks then months. Until it’s simply not part of their lives anymore. And they accept it. And get fat and bitch about their jobs. And quit putting effort into their lives. And call their kids “rugrats” and “hellions” but “only just kidding I love em.” And then they begin to atrophy and grow bitter. Then they die a thousand deaths with all of the regrets they carry with them to their grave.
Damn dude, you ok? Need someone to talk to?
This post was edited on 4/30/21 at 10:43 am
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:41 am to Upperdecker
quote:Not of her at least. Might have some Aggies curious to see what her husband looks like
And not a single person will ask for pics in this thread
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:43 am to StringedInstruments
quote:
This happens to most guys. And that 7-10 days becomes weeks then months. Until it’s simply not part of their lives anymore. And they accept it. And get fat and bitch about their jobs. And quit putting effort into their lives. And call their kids “rugrats” and “hellions” but “only just kidding I love em.” And then they begin to atrophy and grow bitter. Then they die a thousand deaths with all of the regrets they carry with them to their grave.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:45 am to MorbidTheClown
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who actually says that?
Basically anyone who has every been married or had a child?
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:45 am to stout
That dude is far braver than I.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:49 am to stout
Well give that man a Blue Ribbon.
he may need a case of 'em.
he may need a case of 'em.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:50 am to stout
She is lying. Impossible.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 10:52 am to St Augustine
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Basically anyone who has every been married or had a child?
been married for 39 years. have 2 kids and have never asked "do you want to have sex".
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:05 am to MorbidTheClown
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Basically anyone who has every been married or had a child?
How many times a week? Be honest
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:07 am to stout
Apparently her husband gets extremely drunk every 7 to 10 days. Only explanation.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:08 am to stout
So every 7 to 10 days Husbands like hit the lights
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