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Amy Schumer Is Pregnant

Posted on 10/23/18 at 1:10 am
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
33844 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 1:10 am
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US comedian Amy Schumer has announced she is pregnant with her first child - on a friend's Instagram account.

Whoever did the deed is certainly a bigger man than I am.

Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 1:20 am to
It doesn’t matter how gross, unattractive, or personality challenged a particular woman might be, there will always be at least 10 men she could call up at a moments notice willing to do the deed. Those men may never admit it but they’ll do it all the same
This post was edited on 10/23/18 at 1:21 am
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71180 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 1:23 am to
Posted by PolarTiger
Member since Oct 2018
77 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 1:23 am to
Lol the child support bills are going to bigger than her
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 1:30 am to
She's probably already decided it'll be transgender.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37672 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 1:44 am to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/23/18 at 1:57 am to
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Amy Schumer is pregnant







Posted by ExArmyVetIRISHFan
Virginia
Member since Dec 2017
517 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 2:12 am to
It'll be our first contact with an Alien life.
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5235 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 2:28 am to
She is going to have a lot of fun managing her weight post-baby.

She seems like she tries really hard to be as thin as she is (and she ain’t that thin). After that baby comes, she’ll be lucky to stay under 200 lbs.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16593 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 2:38 am to
That bitch told me she was on the pill
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30071 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 3:34 am to
In vitro works because no one stuck their dick in that.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 4:10 am to
Maybe Louis CK jerked off into her vagina
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 4:12 am to
If amy Schumer were selling pussy and all of us were giving away dick she would sell more than we gave away. Doesnt matter how nasty a woman is, plenty of dudes will frick it
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47698 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 4:55 am to
Great. Another angry welfare mom, claiming she is doing it all by herself.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52585 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 4:58 am to
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Whoever did the deed is certainly a bigger, blacker man than I am.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 5:09 am to
Louis C.K. masturbated into her,in front of Sarah Silverman.

It's possible;in Holly-Weird.
This post was edited on 10/23/18 at 5:11 am
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 10/23/18 at 5:20 am to
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 5:46 am to
And out of wedlock.......tiss tiss.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 5:52 am to
That's child is lucky that they're not being aborted,considering the person carrying them.

After birth;it's koo-koo for coco puffs.Amy Sheumer is their Mother.
This post was edited on 10/23/18 at 5:53 am
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