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re: Amy Schumer: "I feel really bad for attractive women"

Posted on 10/18/18 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41797 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 3:32 pm to
Sure. They don't use sex. Their Instagrams and Facebooks aren't full of sexualized photos. They don't stick their arse out to photographers when walking the red carpet.

Said no one.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30071 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 3:34 pm to
She has no right to speak for attractive women!

Am I saying this right?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17361 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

No one has an easier life than a hot girl that's for damn sure




They dont even have to know how to make a sandwich.
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
12730 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 3:38 pm to
Worst part about this bitch is she got her act together and was attractive for like a month and half and landed a couple big time standup specials and her Comedy Central show, with the vast majority of her material being about her being a proud whore, then immediately went back to letting herself go and being what she currently is.
Posted by Signal Soldier
30.411994,-91.183929
Member since Dec 2010
8606 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 3:38 pm to
Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer

One says to the other

"Does this taste funny to you?"

The other says

"No"
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131668 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 3:39 pm to
I know a girl (friend of a friend of a friend) that is trying to be internet famous. She's extremely hot and has a few thousand followers, but nothing insane. She probably has the easiest life on earth. From my understanding no real job, gets taken to dinner almost every night of the week, and has pathetic guys lining up to pay her rent, buy her nice things, take her on trips etc.

If a girl is hot enough and doesn't mind being a whore, she can pretty much live the life in this day and age if she's smart about it.

It has never been easier in the history of hot whores to be a hot whore today.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21153 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 4:09 pm to
She should go ahead and marry Lena Dunham and live happily ever after.
Posted by bootyswamper
Paulina KopKop
Member since Nov 2004
2423 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 4:14 pm to
Fatty
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
8157 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 4:38 pm to
Every time Amy opens her mouth she makes the argument for late term abortion seem more legit....


like up to age 40.
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 4:39 pm to
No one has it better in this world than an attractive female
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 4:47 pm to
She has driven herself insane lamenting the fact that she is not hot.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69664 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 4:50 pm to
She is probably one of the doughiest women I’ve ever seen.
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8050 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 5:31 pm to
I hope she aint including herself
Posted by Vestigial Morgan
Member since Apr 2016
3048 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 6:06 pm to
And...this is the girl that once said " Im talking to Jon Hammm... Yeah he can stick it in any hole" (and starts pointing to her holes) i look at my wife and asked " she said what?" and turned it off.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106041 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

We prefer dumpy, ugly fat girls. ? 


Based on WYHI threads, this is true.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39061 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 6:22 pm to
Just because....



Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19447 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 6:51 pm to
Amy Schumer being annoying aside, I can kind of see where she's coming from. It's gotta be pretty awkward to be a hot chick who is all done up enter an area full of men. You know they are all just staring at you and want to bone you.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 6:52 pm to
She’s so gross
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23416 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

The name of her Comedy Central show was "Inside Amy Schumer". Her whole unfunny shtick is raunchy sex jokes. She branded herself as Lisa Lampanelli-lite, and she's talking about being sexualized? Now, that's a good joke.


This. The funniest part about this is she isn’t being called out by everyone that comes across this nonsense.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

we are sexualized like, all the time

Her entire career revolves around her joking about being a whore
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