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re: Americans are lazy AF

Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:49 am to
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
6228 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:49 am to
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I live literally next door to a Dominos and one of my neighbors got delivery. 0.2 miles away


This made me laugh early in the AM. Thanks!
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 6:51 am to
quote:

Lol there is no way in hell the people who use Door Dash tip.


They have to. Otherwise a “dasher” won’t pick up the order, because orders are accepted…not assigned.
Posted by Dawgwithnoname
NE Louisiana
Member since Dec 2019
4278 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:09 am to
$8 to not have to interact with the 47% Mitt Romney was talking about?

Bargain.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
294417 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:11 am to
The average person slinks to the least they can possibly do. Comfort can be awesome, but most Americans can't handle it.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
42151 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:12 am to
quote:

the problem is frick THESE ASSHOLES AND I HATE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND HAVING A FUNERAL AND I'M GOING TO START A THREAD TELLING THE WORLD HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE ABOUT IT
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12853 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:12 am to
quote:

Where does this madness end?

Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 7:45 am to
Sometimes I'm willing to pay for the convenience of having someone deliver my food. Don't know why that's so hard to understand.
Posted by guppy
Member since Mar 2011
326 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:12 am to
1975...

"Can you believe these people are lazy enough to sit in their car and wait in line to pick up their food through a window?"
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
88576 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:14 am to
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and a $5 per combo tip


You think anyone tips like this on Door Dash orders?

The premise of this thread is dumb btw. Using tech available to you to make your life easier isn't lazy.
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 8:15 am
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70551 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:19 am to
quote:

You think anyone tips like this on Door Dash orders?


Yes. Actually most do. Maybe not on McDonald’s but they tip $3-4 especially if they want their shite fast.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36309 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:21 am to
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Why do you care? I find these anti-door dash sentiments to be very odd.


Only reason I care is because people order $20 McDonald's over saving any money for retirement.

I don't give a shite about thr premise of Doordash, but our society has a terrible spending and consumerism problem
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175550 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:21 am to
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I live literally next door to a Dominos and one of my neighbors got delivery. 0.2 miles away


Was he drinking?
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
88576 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:24 am to
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Yes. Actually most do. Maybe not on McDonald’s but they tip $3-4 especially if they want their shite fast.




No one is tipping $5 PER COMBO, that's the important part.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119984 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:26 am to
quote:

We let them get fast food 2 times per month, so I caved.



You caved because you got them fast food one of the two times a month you get them fast food?
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:27 am to
quote:

atherosclerosis


Winner!
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54724 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:28 am to
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I live literally next door to a Dominos and one of my neighbors got delivery. 0.2 miles away
I live 0.4 of a mile from a place that delivers pizza. It is not easily walkable or bikeable so you either go pick up or have it delivered
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 8:29 am
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36309 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:30 am to
quote:


I live 0.4 of a mile from a place that delivers pizza. It is not easily walkable or bikeable so you either go pick up or have it delivered


This makes no sense on multiple levels
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54724 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:39 am to
Let me mansplain it to you- doesn't matter how close you live if walking or biking is too dangerous. Your two other options are pickup or delivery. If you are working in the yard, watching football, or doing something else you don't want to stop to get in the car you may opt for delivery. Doesn't necessarily make you lazy.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58849 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:39 am to
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live 0.4 of a mile from a place that delivers pizza. It is not easily walkable or bikeable so you either go pick up or have it delivered
Baton Rouge sucks lol
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54724 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 8:43 am to
Lol I live in a mountainous area not BR

Mingo- also applies to restaurants that serve meats if pizza upsets you
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