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re: Am I irrationally afraid of kayaking in rivers with alligators?
Posted on 3/28/23 at 8:25 pm to Jon Ham
Posted on 3/28/23 at 8:25 pm to Jon Ham
Are you fricking with their eggs or babies? Are you kayaking with raw meat around your neck?
You won’t have any issues unless you go around messing with them. If you stay out of their way they’ll stay out of yours. It’s really nothing. They’re scared of humans unless provoked.
You won’t have any issues unless you go around messing with them. If you stay out of their way they’ll stay out of yours. It’s really nothing. They’re scared of humans unless provoked.
Posted on 3/28/23 at 8:27 pm to turnpiketiger
the closer you get to their height level, i.e., sitting in a kayak verses standing, the less fearful they are of you
Posted on 3/28/23 at 8:29 pm to Basura Blanco
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My math skills tell me you are at greater risk of getting molested by your dentist
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Posted on 3/28/23 at 8:43 pm to Jon Ham
Yeah. No worries.
Crocs? I don’t know about American crocs, but gators are chill AF. We swim in Lake Martin, where they have some big boys/gals.
Crocs? I don’t know about American crocs, but gators are chill AF. We swim in Lake Martin, where they have some big boys/gals.
Posted on 3/28/23 at 9:07 pm to SwampGar
I get they are highly unlikely to mess with you, but if for any reason they do, you’re fricked, so why leave it to a wild animal’s discretion just so you can float down a river?
Posted on 3/28/23 at 9:08 pm to Jon Ham
Just bring a roasted chicken with you. You see a gator, toss the chicken as far away as you can. Once it's eaten, it'll take a nap. Gators are notoriously lazy and won't likely frick with you unless they're hungry. If one does, pop it with your paddle and it'll likely decide it's not worth it.
Posted on 3/28/23 at 9:11 pm to LSUSkip
it’s not so much laziness but they have a very delicate digestive system believe it or not
Posted on 3/28/23 at 9:13 pm to Jon Ham
Grew up water skiing and swimming around them, without thinking about it much. But I don't bring my small dog kayaking anymore. No reason to push it by bringing bait.
Posted on 3/28/23 at 9:15 pm to Jon Ham
I did a 100 mile canoe trip down a river to the bay in the Florida Panhandle. There was not a moment when we didn't see gators. But they are boring, they leave you alone. It was more of a risk when we camped at night than being on the water. The sturgeon jumping is what you really have to watch out for.
Posted on 3/28/23 at 9:16 pm to Jon Ham
quote:they don’t bite this month baw.
alligators
Posted on 3/28/23 at 9:22 pm to Jon Ham
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I get they are highly unlikely to mess with you, but if for any reason they do, you’re fricked,
Not really though. Don’t get me wrong I don’t WANT to get attacked by an alligator, but if they are attacking it’s generally in shallowish water and most of them are 6ft or less in length. It wouldn’t be great but your chances of surviving are pretty high.
frick I used grab the small ones out the water and throw them at my brother when we hooked them fishing
Posted on 3/28/23 at 9:22 pm to Jon Ham
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I get they are highly unlikely to mess with you, but if for any reason they do, you’re fricked, so why leave it to a wild animal’s discretion just so you can float down a river?
Do you avoid the woods and mountains, too. There could be predators after all...
Posted on 3/28/23 at 9:30 pm to Basura Blanco
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I took remedial math like 3 times at LSU, so I know what Im talking about
This guys fricks
Posted on 3/28/23 at 9:34 pm to Jon Ham
I kayak fish in Reggio/Delacroix/Hopedale region. Have seen my fair share of gators. We can’t get closer than 50 yards to one. They’re not wanting to mess with us. H
Posted on 3/28/23 at 10:06 pm to Jon Ham
I kayak anywhere, and growing up we used to water ski in water with alligators. Gators dont want to eat people.
Posted on 3/28/23 at 10:20 pm to Jon Ham
A lot of gators and kayakers behind my house. There has never been a reported issue.
Posted on 3/28/23 at 10:28 pm to Gaggle
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I did a 100 mile canoe trip down a river to the bay in the Florida Panhandle. There was not a moment when we didn't see gators. But they are boring, they leave you alone. It was more of a risk when we camped at night than being on the water. The sturgeon jumping is what you really have to watch out for.
What river?
Posted on 3/28/23 at 10:39 pm to Akit1
Someone posted it earlier. Bad way to roll but he knew the risks.
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