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re: Am I haunted?

Posted on 6/19/18 at 1:24 am to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 1:24 am to
Demonic possession baw.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9148 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:15 am to
quote:

- I can pass a drug/alcohol test


Because synthetics aren't tested? Leave that stuff alone, it's not what you think it is.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16104 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:19 am to
The enemy is within. You have a dark layer beneath the surface that is wanting to come out. Your conscious self is measured and reserved, it fears loss of control. Look in the mirror for 1 minute without blinking your eyes. Ask yourself: who am I? Stare intently at your eyes. Look for weakness. Then take a cold shower. Ask your ancestors to come to you. Keep your eyes closed. Pray to God and ask him to protect you. Go for a 3 mile run. Come home and take a warm shower. Ask for God to forgive you for your sins and the sins of your fathers. Go to bed and sleep like a baby.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36366 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:36 am to
Smoke a blunt
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38231 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 3:31 am to
Get a carbon monoxide detector
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 3:38 am to
Get in touch with beejon, he'll take care of those dark entities for you.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 4:38 am to
quote:

Help me; I can't sleep... I hear knocking at my door at every hour... hence why I'm awake


Nah you're just a drug dealer.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:49 am to
The minute I opened this thread TD crashed.


They know
Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
675 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 5:57 am to
Dont waste your money on a doctor...take a few melatonin pills, watch porn, jerk off, then sleep like a baby.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11225 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:13 am to
Just the onset of schizophrenia
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20361 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:21 am to
Night Hags bro. They can be a pain in the arse.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32543 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:35 am to
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
17448 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:44 am to
quote:

for context - I can pass a drug/alcohol test


3 theories. Either this is BS or you may be a schizo and need to see a doctor. would’ve swore my roommate in college was a schizo but it was probably much more likely that when he was always just coming down after bingers

If it’s the third then get a buddy to make one of these
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:45 am to
1. How have you been living your life?
2. Are you treating others with kindness and respect?
3. Do you or have you ever blacked out while drinking ?
4. Have you ever worshipped the dark lord?

If yes to two or more of these questions then you are being haunted by a demon. If no to less then two of these questions then you are just bat fricking crazy. Good luck!
This post was edited on 6/19/18 at 7:22 am
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:48 am to
No.
Posted by Diary Queen
Member since Jul 2017
1392 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:50 am to
You are the ghost and are being exorcised. Good luck on the other side....
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45810 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 6:50 am to
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27588 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:07 am to
Only a couple or hours again... maybe tonight will be better. I have already gone through a bottle of melatonin to no effect
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11229 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:09 am to
How old are you?
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8034 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:15 am to
Maybe you're a schizophrenic...may want to look into this.
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