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re: Alright you idiot millennials... this is what a real woman looks like
Posted on 12/29/16 at 11:05 pm to Mr. Hangover
Posted on 12/29/16 at 11:05 pm to Mr. Hangover
Every heterosexual dude on Earth had a meeting (curious as to why you were not there) and we all unanimously voted that Allison Brie was the one female that everyone present could agree on.
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Posted on 12/29/16 at 11:30 pm to Scoop
I never said I'd kick her out of bed 
I just don't get star struck.. celebrities aren't my thing I guess
I just don't get star struck.. celebrities aren't my thing I guess
This post was edited on 12/29/16 at 11:31 pm
Posted on 12/29/16 at 11:42 pm to TheChosenOne
quote:
Alison Schermerhorn
Schermerhorn? Wow, that's an uncommon name. After I graduated from The Ole War Skule I moved to Atlanta for my first real job. My supervisor's last name was Schermerhorn.
I'd bet she's dead by now, though, that was 30 years ago.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 11:59 pm to Luke
I've stood next to this chick in real life, and relying on the esteemed authority of my own two eyeballs, can assure you that she is far beyond average. Terrific body, very attractive facially, and personality. Not a 10, but you wouldn't waste any time getting out your calculator or slide rule to figure out how far south of that she rates. Wouldn't look twice? Heck, even Stevie Wonder would turn his head unless she is wearing a burqa.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 12:22 am to Luke
quote:
Alright you idiot millennials... this is what a real woman looks like
How bout you baby boomers leave her alone before y'all frick her up just like everything else y'all put your hands on.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 12:31 am to SlowFlowPro
When did us Millennials start preferring fake titties? 
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:51 am to Luke
quote:
No bolt ons, no overzealous plastic surgery, no inch thick paint job
I have nothing against fake tits unless they are so butchered to death.
These chicks may or may not have fake tits and they can still take any dude because they're built to frick....
Posted on 12/30/16 at 4:08 am to Luke
Meh, she's cute, but pretty average to me. Not a fan of the milky white skin, plus she had big ears and no arse.
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 4:13 am
Posted on 12/30/16 at 5:14 am to Luke
Nice nipples.
quote:
Heck, even Stevie Wonder would turn his head
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 5:17 am
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:40 pm to tidalmouse
I think she looks great and millennials prefer natural to fake, and most aren't into gigantic breasts either (good ones, but not huge).
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:43 pm to Luke
Was in a movie with her. Topless lol. Me, not her, don't ask.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:46 pm to liz18lsu
quote:what the frick?
Was in a movie with her. Topless lol. Me, not her, don't ask.
Im asking
and I will give half my post count to the poster than finds and emails me the link to the movie with your bewbs
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:50 pm to OWLFAN86
she was in the Leggo movie
is this your nipple ?
is this your nipple ?
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:54 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
and I will give half my post count to the poster than finds and emails me the link to the movie with your bewbs
First background work I ever did Owlie. I weighed like 98 lbs and had zero boobs, but I was in fantastic shape. They were filming at the Pennington Mansion, and I looked pretty good in a bikini. When they asked if I would do topless I laughed and explained that girls who have 6 packs don't have tits, they didn't care. We did two scenes, in early May and it was so cold, pool wasn't heated. They put me in the forefront for the 2nd scene, until the director noticed I had no tits, and the blonde next to me did. I got traded out on the 2nd scene for someone more "capable". I think I am still in the background scene of the first shot. You can't tell, I promise.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:55 pm to Luke
I would have no problem waking up in the morning and seeing that laying next to me in my bed. 
Posted on 12/30/16 at 4:00 pm to liz18lsu
quote:as I recall you have a great pair of legs,, and Im not a boob man as much as an arse & leg man
First background work I ever did Owlie. I weighed like 98 lbs and had zero boobs, but I was in fantastic shape. They were filming at the Pennington Mansion, and I looked pretty good in a bikini. When they asked if I would do topless I laughed and explained that girls who have 6 packs don't have tits, they didn't care. We did two scenes, in early May and it was so cold, pool wasn't heated. They put me in the forefront for the 2nd scene, until the director noticed I had no tits, and the blonde next to me did. I got traded out on the 2nd scene for someone more "capable". I think I am still in the background scene of the first shot. You can't tell, I promise
and Ive always wanted to see you in a bikini
but regardless
tits
Posted on 12/30/16 at 4:03 pm to OWLFAN86
Blurry as shite from what I recall, but I do love you Owlie!
Posted on 12/30/16 at 4:05 pm to liz18lsu
quote:
but I do love you Owlie!
why wouldn't you ?
Im fricking adorable
and I know your heart as much as we can based on the banter we share here.
And I know the real beauty lies inside you
Posted on 12/30/16 at 4:08 pm to Luke
she's slim
a real woman is ready to bear children.
your example has no hips to speak of.
Your example not close to "real woman".
a real woman is ready to bear children.
your example has no hips to speak of.
Your example not close to "real woman".
Posted on 12/30/16 at 4:10 pm to CelticDog
Some women think bearing children is a terrible idea. Maybe it just doesn't work for them. Guess that explains the athletic body-type.
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