Started By
Message

re: Alpha of the day.

Posted on 7/17/17 at 5:42 pm to
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25829 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 5:42 pm to
Guy is legit Alpha, too bad our space program has been gutted and he may never leave this Earth.

FU Obama!!!
Posted by MajorMacD
Member since Apr 2017
146 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 6:09 pm to
Clearly, affirmative action is in play here.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 6:16 pm to
If I had the exact resumé as this guy, my mother still would have thought I underachieved.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
85685 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 6:22 pm to
We shoulda ran his grandparents back to Japan or China or wherever they came from. Taking all the white astronaut jobssss
This post was edited on 7/17/17 at 6:23 pm
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70012 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 6:25 pm to
Cool
He finished residency in a year?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196611 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 6:26 pm to
alpha asians
This post was edited on 7/17/17 at 6:27 pm
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3315 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 7:00 pm to
If I had the exact resumé as this guy, my mother still would have thought I underachieved.

LOLFunniest thing I've read all day. Kudos sir!

As for the alpha dude in OP.....thats already a lifetimes worth of work to date. ;)
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 7:25 pm to
The days of old, where badass pilots became astronauts are long gone unfortunately.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16775 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 8:42 pm to
BTF
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59230 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

can kill you with his hands in more ways than you'd like to know

quote:

Just hope he used that to get some pussy along the way.



tell us how you really feel
Posted by Devil_doge
DFW
Member since Sep 2016
2499 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 8:57 pm to
I guess he'll receive his flight training in one of NASA's T-38s?
This post was edited on 7/17/17 at 8:58 pm
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13875 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

The days of old, where badass pilots became astronauts are long gone unfortunately.


If there are seven people on a shuttle flight, I would say that this guy would be much more useful than some badass pilot. I'm assuming the other six are badass pilots. An asskicker with emergency medicine experience would probably be more valuable than pilot #4-6.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105316 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:56 am to
I guess it's good pub for the Navy, but they've spent all this time and money on his medical training, and just as he finishes, now he's off to NASA.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15504 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:59 am to
quote:

I thought johnny chimpo was Afghani


It's Afghanistanimation
This post was edited on 7/18/17 at 12:00 pm
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22210 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

you cant be an alpha with 2 first names


While I know it was an alias...John Wayne was a pretty bad-assed name.

ETA...Jack Nicholas
This post was edited on 7/18/17 at 12:04 pm
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18561 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Not even the best Asian Johnny...


quote:

I thought johnny chimpo was Afghani.



here you go sport

Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24216 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:28 pm to
Damn I assumed the guy got out of the navy, but he went to school through NROTC I'd assume to be a doctor the whole time. So he probably got paid as active duty or close to it his entire time in school right? Pretty badass life so far.

I played HS football with a guy that went to the Air Force academy and won the college boxing heavy weight national title, then went on to medical school. But this guy being a seal def one ups him.
This post was edited on 7/18/17 at 1:30 pm
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 2Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram