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re: Alpha male occupations

Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:57 pm to
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:57 pm to
<------ US Marshal



Which is weird because I probably don't fit your mental image right now at all. I'm more of a good looking nerd that happens to hunt than a manly man.

ETA - just basing this off the response I most often hear: "you don't look like one"
This post was edited on 11/2/19 at 1:57 am
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

What are the top 5 most alpha male occupations?

I’m thinking in no particular order:
-military special forces
-NFL player
-fighter pilot
-professional fighter
-trauma surgeon
Some of these are Team oriented. A true Alpha doesn't need a team.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39159 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:59 pm to
Jizz inspector.
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7516 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

Civil Engineer
Astronauts
Race car drivers
Football/Rugby players
Rock climbers


You seemed to have misspelled "Chemical," otherwise solid list.
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
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Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

military special forces


What about the rest of us?
Posted by AlonsoWDC
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Member since Aug 2014
9261 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:14 pm to
(Giving, not receiving) gay male porn star.
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
Member since Jun 2016
12254 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

Civil Engineer


What about the rest of us?
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47191 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

Race car drivers


What?
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:18 pm to
Definitely not whatever you do. Anyone who uses "alpha male" or thinks that is an actual thing is an idiot. The entire idea came from wolves and the dominant "alpha" is a myth. The leader of the pack is the patriarch of the family and nothing more. The whole "competing for dominance" thing came from studying wolves in zoos. They behave completely different in zoos than they do in the wild.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
11509 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

Used Dildo Sniffer.


Is there a way to make the children leave the room when adults are talking????????????????????????????????
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9261 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

POTUS

Other than Obama


BLACK MAN BAD!
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:26 pm to
Social media influencer
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
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Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:26 pm to
Yikes. Alabama is populated by douchebags.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:28 pm to
Yeah. He was.

Really, really bad.
This post was edited on 11/1/19 at 11:29 pm
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
119788 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:31 pm to
Most cops are short and fat
This post was edited on 11/1/19 at 11:32 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62244 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:33 pm to
Rock star late 1960s-about 1990s. Keith Richards to Tommy Lee. Do whatever you want all the time. Just punch that hotel clerk, piss on the statue, shoot a speedball in your sclera and frick everyone in the room
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
42334 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:33 pm to
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Civil Engineer


You mean guys that couldn't hack it in electrical or structural.
This post was edited on 11/1/19 at 11:43 pm
Posted by jcaz
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Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:40 pm to
Customer Service Manager
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33243 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:42 pm to
Naw

ChemE ratcheted up the nerd factor....
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33243 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:42 pm to
Structural is civil smart guy.
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