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re: Alpha male occupations

Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:43 pm to
Posted by Chelsea Blue
Northshore
Member since Oct 2019
156 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:43 pm to
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SD Tider


Judging by your list you are obviously a poor
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98171 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:45 pm to
Jody
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 12:03 am to
OT golden age posters
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30007 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 12:10 am to
Stay at home dad with writer/blogger side job for a little extra spending money....to just spend on you.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30380 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 12:20 am to
Used to be Garbage Man when we rode the trucks, and got to pick through everyone else's semen stained sofas and love seats. Nothing more manly than banging twice on the side of the truck, and spitting a hocker on someone's can handle, while jumping onto that step.

You really have me reminiscing about the "Taste this" dares, and about running from old George, after nailing him with some rotten fruit. Still can't believe they paid us to do that all day.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30380 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 12:37 am to
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Gas station clerk


Never was a clerk, that stayed inside, in air conditioning. I pumped gas, checked under hoods, changed auto, tractor & semi flats, out, in the sun. Had lots of ladies driving by, hoping to catch a glimpse of sweat dripping off of my triceps. They'd stop and buy a couple of dollars worth of gas, and tell me there was something wrong with an intake valve, or something.
Oh, yea, something always needed fixing.
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
5360 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 12:41 am to
full stack engineer
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13327 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 12:46 am to
Test pilot.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30007 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:02 am to
What about a pimp? Must have very strong alpha hand, strict, sometimes hands on disciplinarian, fight off skanks moving in on territory, etc. Only negative mark is the attire, but that's probably in the eye of the beholder anyway. What simply looks like a feather boa to one man is actually strut of dominance in full plumage to another.
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:09 am to
quote:

windshield men


Alphas don’t offer me steaks to get my business.

Alphas demand steaks from their customers.
Posted by South21
Member since Jul 2019
798 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:23 am to
Accountant
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 1:33 am to
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full stack engineer


Pfft...more like datacenter/cloud infrastructure engineer. If a full stack engineer was so alpha, you wouldn't have to rely on us to size infrastructure right to deliver your shitty unoptimized applictions.

Sysadmin: because even developers need heroes.
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
4948 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 2:40 am to
Being a dad
Posted by bakersman
Grant parish
Member since Apr 2011
5707 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 2:59 am to
Alpha males do not have a particular job. It’s just how you run shite with your physical presence. You can be an Alpha delivering pizza as long as people know that you’re the fricker in charge
This post was edited on 11/2/19 at 3:01 am
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56203 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 3:39 am to
Crop Duster Pilot
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13208 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:27 am to
quote:

A true alpha has a harem of women that work for him so he can spend all day fricking, eating, and sleeping.

I think you just described Dan Bilzerian.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 5:14 am to
Real estate developer

I marvel at the shite constantly being built in DFW.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66916 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 5:42 am to
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 5:50 am to
Back during the space race and the decades leading up to it. Absolutely.

Now...?
No way.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30007 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 5:51 am to
quote:

Alpha males do not have a particular job. It’s just how you run shite with your physical presence. You can be an Alpha delivering pizza as long as people know that you’re the fricker in charge

Big brain on bakersman. True story. The most common denominator and most important characteristic would be exuding self-confidence....in career, dating, socializing. Everything I guess. Dollar to a donut if you asked 10 ladywomens what the most attractive characteristic of a manguy is....8 out of 10, self-confidence.
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