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re: All you people hatin' on Kate Upton

Posted on 2/18/17 at 1:12 am to
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20061 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 1:12 am to
quote:

Take away your balls and you'd be a flat chested woman





was that supposed to be an analogy? if so, it was terrible and made no sense.
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
45295 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 1:15 am to
quote:

was that supposed to be an analogy? if so, it was terrible and made no sense.


Well I 100 percent have been inside of a woman because I really wanted to feel her tits. If you took em away, I mean she's essentially someone I'm not taking down, so a dude.

If I had to guess, and correct me if I'm wrong, chicks frick guys because they can blow loads and it won't last literally years.

If you had your balls taken away, would any girl actually wanna frick you? I mean no one really wants to frick forever, especially if you can't ever even go.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20061 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 1:15 am to
quote:

baylor fan


Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20061 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 1:18 am to
kate upton without breasts is still a functional woman.

a guy without testicles is not.

i was just commenting that your analogy really isn't one because it doesn't compare two like criteria.

and frick city.
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Posted on 2/18/17 at 1:26 am to
quote:

i was just commenting that your analogy really isn't one because it doesn't compare two like criteria.


It wasn't my analogy lol, I just came in w/ a possible drunken description of what the original analogy poster may have meant.

quote:

and frick city.


You probably support Spurs like a real A&M faget would.



Except Johnny, he's the man.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20061 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 1:35 am to
quote:

It wasn't my analogy lol


my bad

quote:

You probably support Spurs


frick spurs...

anfield is my church
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 1:44 am to
Beautiful blonde that likes to flaunt her big natural titties.

I'm in.

Every woman short of the elusive OT 10 is going to get some hate.

Posted by Sticky37
Member since Jun 2016
583 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 3:18 am to
She is definitely hotter than anything I could pull. But I saw the leaked topless pics during the fappening. They didn't live up to my expectations
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 4:19 am to
I would put her on a diet for two weeks. Perfect for her age.

Everyone ages and dies.

Except people who die early.

Shes 20 years past prime, no?
Prime kate was top tier.

My wife was model, 8.x.
Now not so much.
Stretch marks.
10 lbs extra in the trunk.

We should have over 40 tour for kate. Over 40, like us open tennis competition.
This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 6:59 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72276 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 6:34 am to
quote:

Kate Upton


Would kiss her starfish.
Posted by WILDTURKEYisgood
Madisonville
Member since Aug 2010
3320 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 6:54 am to
You posted the good half... its the bottom half that is lacking bro
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
16894 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:15 am to
Yeah arse ain't too fat. That's ok. My tiny dick will work with it.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88942 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:24 am to
quote:

I would put her on a diet for two weeks. Perfect for her age.

Everyone ages and dies.

Except people who die early.

Shes 20 years past prime, no?
Prime kate was top tier.

My wife was model, 8.x.
Now not so much.
Stretch marks.
10 lbs extra in the trunk.

We should have over 40 tour for kate. Over 40, like us open tennis competition.


What the frick
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11154 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:27 am to
Why do people feel the need to white knight for celebrities? Is Kate your imaginary gf?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21626 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:27 am to
That may be the best closeup pic of her that I have seen lately. IWHI Often and let her rub my baseballs before I pitched a game.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91639 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:54 am to
Terrible hips, the most unattractive legs I've ever seen on a so called supermodel and her face looks like it smells.

No thank you. Cad's wife is way way hotter and no I'm not posting pics because I've done it many times you perverted fricks.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 8:00 am to
quote:

her face looks like it smells



CAD'S HATE LIST
***************
Amazon
Rayban
Oakley
Apple
The Movie/TV Board
Yeti
Nest
Kate Upton
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91639 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 8:01 am to
quote:

Movie/TV Board
I'll grant you most of those but not sure about this one. I like the MTV board
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 8:04 am to
I don't remember how it got on the list.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Why do people feel the need to white knight for celebrities? Is Kate your imaginary gf?


I wasn't white knighting for anyone. My point (let me explain for those who can't read) was to show how ridiculous the people here are who nitpick her looks. The same people who go home to fatties and uglies every night but somehow Kate Upton isnt up to par for them.

I guess Justin Verlander's standards are just lower than some hick poster on the OT.
This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 8:46 am
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