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re: All local NOLA news stations are saying NOLA is a top contender for Amazon's new base but

Posted on 9/14/17 at 7:47 am to
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43551 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 7:47 am to
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There are a few people in Houston that think the Astrodome is going to be the new Amazon location


That's actually not a terrible idea.

I mean it's not going to be apples fricking flying saucer campus but I can see the appeal.
Posted by Northshore Saint
Loranger, LA
Member since Feb 2013
1864 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:10 am to
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Most would have to move here. Two problems: 1) They dont want to move here.


There's no shot in hell of New Orleans getting this facility at all. With that said if we were living in the twilight zone and they did choose New Orleans, I will say there are plenty of other options for people to live other than in the city itself. You have Jefferson Parish, the Northshore, St. John parish, St. Charles.

Furthermore, why would the facility even need to be located in the city? There are other places in the Greater NO area to put it. Plenty of land in St. Tammany.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33913 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:14 am to
NOLA wouldn't even be in my top 20 if I was Amazon
Posted by glorymanutdtiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2012
4611 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:14 am to
They are going to look at places where there is less probability of natural disasters. Nola has very low chance.
Denver/Boston/Austin have probability. It could be denver
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:14 am to
Just think if NOLA East had its shite together

1) Shipping access
2) Railway access
3) Plenty room for major airport
4) Water view property out the arse
5) I10 access

Man that place had potential
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:15 am to
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But such a move would clearly alter the fabric of a city that cherishes and fiercely defends its culture. Forget Airbnb. An Amazon headquarters would be almost certain to spur massive displacement of residents, with the poor most vulnerable.

What a great business model to have for the city.

We would like your money pouring into our city, but we're afraid that you're going to displace all the people that contribute nothing and commit crime. They're just too valuable to our local culture.
This post was edited on 9/14/17 at 8:23 am
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:22 am to
FOR REAL

New Orleans doesn't want success. The people here have already created their own version of utopia.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61803 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:26 am to
They are going to want to be somewhere with solid public transportation. These educated high income people aren't going to want to live in the suburbs and drive minivans to work
This post was edited on 9/14/17 at 8:37 am
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
7087 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:27 am to
I would think Amazon would be looking for the following:

1) Easily accessible airport hub with unlimited shipping options.

2) A city with a low risk of natural disasters.

3) Workforce with above average intelligence.

4) Affordable housing.

5) Decent public education.

Can New Orleans check off anything on that list?
This post was edited on 9/14/17 at 8:29 am
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26346 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:31 am to
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. An Amazon headquarters would be almost certain to spur massive displacement of residents, with the poor most vulnerable.


Sounds like Amazon wants to help lower the NO crime rate
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76199 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:38 am to
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An Amazon headquarters would be almost certain to spur massive displacement of residents, with the poor most vulnerable.
Sounds interdasting but unfortunately Matthew 26:11 was written specifically with NOLA in mind-

"For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always."
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58630 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:42 am to
quote:

Just think if NOLA East had its shite together

1) Shipping access
2) Railway access
3) Plenty room for major airport
4) Water view property out the arse
5) I10 access

Man that place had potential

It really did.
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
11159 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:11 am to
Amazon would build in St. Tammany way before building in Orleans Parish.

ETA: neither has a shot in hell.
This post was edited on 9/14/17 at 9:12 am
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:21 am to
If Im Amazon I would do Dallas
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11031 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:21 am to
i want what they are smoking
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:27 am to
Yeah, I'm sure Amazon wants to subject their employees to the constant threat of rape, robbery, and car jacking that new orleans has to offer. Are these news reporters smoking crack?
Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
3841 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:47 am to
quote:


All local NOLA news stations are saying NOLA is a top contender for Amazon's new base but


This isn't the 1850's. New Orleans isn't as important as Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati. Wake up and smell the coffee.

Other than tourism (and I guess the port to some degree), New Orleans "industry" ceases to exist. It's an after thought. New Orleans is more comparable to Savannah than a major city.
This post was edited on 9/14/17 at 9:48 am
Posted by Elvis Parsley
Red Stuck
Member since Jan 2004
770 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:00 am to
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NOLA wouldn't even be in my top 20 if I was Amazon



NOLA needs to realize that a good bowl of gumbo and above average trumpet players is not a what Amazon is looking for.

Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22476 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:00 am to
NOLA East circa 1977 would have been a contender.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:03 am to
No one wants to be in NO for more than 2 days. Which is enough time to get a few good meals and see some tits.
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