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Aliens Blamed for Abducted Ducks
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:44 am
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:44 am
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An Australian woman who had eight of her ducks go missing under mysterious circumstances suspects that aliens may be to blame! Desi Friend explained to a local newspaper that the weirdness occurred back in May when "over the course of two weeks, one by one they disappeared into thin air." The systematic strangeness was made all the more perplexing by the fact that there were no signs of forced entry at the enclosure nor clues left behind by whatever caused the ducks' departure.
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"A wild dog couldn't have got past my dog and would have left feathers or a mess," she mused, "and a snake couldn't have eaten eight ducks in three weeks." Friend also noted that the birds could not have simply flown away because their wings had been clipped. Meanwhile, the other animals residing in the enclosure, like chickens and a rooster, remained untouched, suggesting that something was specifically targeting the ducks.
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:46 am to pioneerbasketball
Maybe they ducked out?
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:48 am to pioneerbasketball
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"A wild dog couldn't have got past my dog and would have left feathers or a mess," she mused, "and a snake couldn't have eaten eight ducks in three weeks." Friend also noted that the birds could not have simply flown away because their wings had been clipped. Meanwhile, the other animals residing in the enclosure, like chickens and a rooster, remained untouched, suggesting that something was specifically targeting the ducks.
Whelp, this is airtight.
Someone needs to notify SETI they can take 5.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:49 am to pioneerbasketball
She sounds like she's on quack...
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:50 am to pioneerbasketball
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had eight of her ducks go missing under mysterious circumstances
Hey honey, they flew south
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:50 am to pioneerbasketball
K.. KEEP ME ABREAST
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:51 am to pioneerbasketball
she keeps ducks in a corral ?
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:56 am to MorbidTheClown
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she keeps ducks in a corral ?
Yeah, how can a duck ever escape that enclosure?
Also, she probably should have panned further to the top right if she was looking for her ducks. I see a few of them up there.
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 9:57 am
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:01 am to pioneerbasketball
Story doesn't seem like it's all it was quacked up to be
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:13 am to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:16 am to pioneerbasketball
"Whoever has taken the ducks has taken all the good ducks,"
first, you make a roux...
first, you make a roux...
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:35 am to The Last Coco
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She sounds like she's on quack...
would be better if said "she sounds like a quack"
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:38 am to pioneerbasketball
Or they escaped?
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:48 am to pioneerbasketball
She should play some Drake and maybe they'd return.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:54 am to pioneerbasketball
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a snake couldn't have eaten eight ducks in three weeks.
Australia has some extreme wildlife.
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A wild dog couldn't have got past my dog and would have left feathers or a mess
Unless your property is 50 square feet, I bet it could. Who said he had to eat the duck there?
With gaps in a fence like that, I could escape.
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"Whoever has taken the ducks has taken all the good ducks," she lamented, "so it must be alien forces, that have left me my two worst ducks." While one might worry about what became of the abducted ducks, we can't help but feel a bit bad for the pair who were left behind to wonder why they weren't good enough to take.
Holy hell. This reads like a crazy old superstitious person from the 1300s.
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 10:56 am
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:56 am to pioneerbasketball
Cut em all Jack!
Posted on 7/18/18 at 11:03 am to pioneerbasketball
I'm guessing bogans.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 11:45 am to pioneerbasketball
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This post was edited on 9/22/24 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 7/18/18 at 11:46 am to CosmicGas93361
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So, are we just going to ignore the eight "ducks" in the top right part of the picture?
those are the ugly ducks
Posted on 7/18/18 at 11:51 am to Areddishfish
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With gaps in a fence like that, I could escape.
Clearly no predators could have gotten through such airtight security. Aliens are the only ones with the technology to do that.
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Holy hell. This reads like a crazy old superstitious person from the 1300s.
What also floats in water?
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