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Alaska airman receives discipline for urinating in coffee maker

Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:06 am
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:06 am
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An Alaska-based airman was punished last week for reportedly peeing in an office coffee maker, according to a report.

The incident was reported in a newsletter written by the legal office of the Anchorage Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson on Feb. 13, although many of the details remained a mystery.

According to the newsletter, the Airman First Class violated two articles -- one being Article 92, dereliction of duty, "for failure to refrain from urinating in the office coffee maker."


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The airman also allegedly violated Article 86, absence without leave, for five days away from duty.

Due to his actions, the airman received a reduction to Airman Basic -- the lowest enlisted rank in the United States Air Force (USAF). The airman also received a reprimand, although it was not clear what that entailed, according to Task & Purpose, a military-focused website.


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Five letters of reprimand were previously given to the airman, according to part of the newsletter, which was posted to the Air Force amn/nco/snco Facebook page.

The newsletter didn't say if the previous reprimands were due to a lack of bladder control or poor judgment, although users replying to the post still had some fun making light of the alleged act.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67490 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:07 am to
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Five letters of reprimand were previously given to the airman

Why hasn't this moron been kicked out?
Posted by Crusty
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
2430 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:16 am to
I would assume that is his wish? Maybe it's a Corporal Klinger situation and the USAF just said "nah...suck it up, buttercup." BUT, when he starts pissing in the coffee maker...I think it's time to discharge him.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18913 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:17 am to
That dude need to be flying cargo planes full of rubber dog shite out of Hong Kong.
Posted by Uhtred
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Member since Sep 2018
702 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:18 am to
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According to the newsletter, the Airman First Class violated two articles -- one being Article 92, dereliction of duty, "for failure to refrain from urinating in the office coffee maker."


Is that wrong?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65747 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:19 am to
In essence the USAF is saying that urination into a Coffee Pot is acceptable behavior for Airmen.

Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36085 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:22 am to
y
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
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Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:46 am to
Void where prohibited.
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2270 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 8:01 am to
We had a guy similar to this in our squadron. Total dirtbag, would fall asleep on aircraft intakes waiting for pilot etc. What finally got him was financial irresponsibility. The military dont like people running around racking up bad credit and unpaid debt. They will put up with alot but that's jets not gonna fly.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20900 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 8:23 am to
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The airman also allegedly violated Article 86, absence without leave, for five days away from duty.



Umm wat. Wtf. The dude goes AWOL for 5 days and they give him a reprimand?

Where is the court martial and discharge?
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
2869 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:39 am to
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Umm wat. Wtf. The dude goes AWOL for 5 days and they give him a reprimand?

Where is the court martial and discharge?



Back when I was in he would have been loooonnnnggggg gone
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26611 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:43 am to
I was just trying to clean it out... Closest thing to vinegar...
This post was edited on 2/20/20 at 10:44 am
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:58 am to
Chair Force....
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
3707 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 11:00 am to
That would piss me off.
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