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After work I am going to buy all of Toilet Paper I can find**** update page 1***

Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:11 am
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:11 am
Look out Wal-Mart and Target...I’m coming. Grocery stores are not safe either.


Then I will resell them on EBay for a nice profit.


I need a few good men to get my business up and running to help with orders, packaging, etc... Anybody here interested in a great job?

Update***

Just got back from Target. Those freakers are 100% out of toilet paper. WTF. I thought target shoppers were the sensible ones. Well, there is no reason to go to Wal-Mart because of two reasons. 1. Wal Mart shoppers are trashier as a whole. 2. I don’t like being around Bama fans.
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 3:11 pm
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19361 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:12 am to
I want to buy a giant chub pack of charmin and just light it on fire in the parking lot
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77620 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:12 am to
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83583 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:12 am to
please stop
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:13 am to
quote:

Then I will resell them on EBay for a nice profit.
I heard of someone selling a 24pk on eBay for $89
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72598 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:13 am to
Sounds like a shitty idea.

I hope you get wiped out.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:13 am to
You're too late; I did it at 2:00 AM. Took a Ya'll Haul and cleaned them out....
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57708 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:13 am to
Just when I thought sports ticket scalpers were the scum of the earth...toilet paper and cleaning supply scalpers show up with a new low for humanity.

(Hopefully this thread is a joke, but there are people flipping supplies on Facebook)
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47135 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:14 am to
quote:

Look out Wal-Mart and Target..


I looked down the TP aisle at Walmart yesterday. It was completely bare.

I checked my TP levels and I'm good for another 2 weeks.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:14 am to
You nasty person!


Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:15 am to
Your tears are delicious.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15767 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:16 am to
And let me guess, you the same person that will cry about price gauging for high profile sporting events or hurricane supplies??
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83583 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:17 am to
Oh man. You got me.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9777 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:19 am to
The Kroger near me got a truckload at 10 last night and it was gone in thirty minutes.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56282 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:19 am to
They were out so I’m using Brown and Serve rolls now.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:20 am to
Please stop....pleeeeease.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77620 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:20 am to
My wife was out last night and despite the walmart shelves being completely empty, Publix had plenty.

Higher society.






But this toilet paper thing pisses me off so much. It's not going to save you, but now I have to grab it when I can because who knows when it's going to be on the shelf.
Posted by Crazytrain69
Gonzales, LA
Member since Mar 2020
109 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:22 am to
This shite is old. Learn when to stop.
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
3567 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:23 am to
Want to know why society is doomed?

Virus apocalypse = stockpile toilet paper.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49441 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:23 am to
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