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Adam Carolla - "It's not gonna work"

Posted on 11/28/25 at 1:42 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
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Posted on 11/28/25 at 1:42 pm
This is good stuff. Talking shite about people at the Malibu Home Depot. I hope he makes a series on this.

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This post was edited on 11/28/25 at 1:44 pm
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
9954 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 2:03 pm to
He's gold. He also knew Kimmel wasn't going to work unless he carried him.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13154 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 2:44 pm to
Different breeds of writers. The ones the used on the Man Show essentially weren't afraid of anything. But Kimmel's writers need him to be popular with the progs. Then he started to believe it.
Posted by dstone12
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Member since Jan 2007
38369 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 2:46 pm to
Before I click, this is this about him laughing at people for returning $.17 items to “block up“ Home Depot?
Posted by loogaroo
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Member since Dec 2005
39383 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 2:59 pm to
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But Kimmel's writers need him to be popular with the progs. Then he started to believe it.


It's Kimmel's crazy wife.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 11/28/25 at 3:03 pm to
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It's Kimmel's crazy wife.


Yeah starting to look like she is the bigger problem

Adam was smart enough to divorce his crazy wife even though she took half his shite
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72872 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 3:03 pm to
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Before I click, this is this about him laughing at people for returning $.17 items to “block up“ Home Depot?


No, it makes fun of liberal white women just by looking in their shopping cart. It's short, it's worth it.
This post was edited on 11/28/25 at 3:06 pm
Posted by andouille
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Member since Dec 2004
11374 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 3:49 pm to
Is it more fun to watch people at Home Depot trying to fit shite into their car, or sitting at a boat launch all day? Boat launches are the funniest places on Earth.
Posted by BobABooey
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Posted on 11/28/25 at 4:08 pm to
Posted by Warfox
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Posted on 11/28/25 at 4:52 pm to
I have a 2011 Nissan Altima, and recently brought home a bunch of 2x4x10’s & 12’s with it thanks to its back seat trunk pass-through hole.


Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72872 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 4:54 pm to
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Is it more fun to watch people at Home Depot trying to fit shite into their car, or sitting at a boat launch all day? Boat launches are the funniest places on Earth.


I had the same thought when I saw it today. He should make it a series like the boat ramp people.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
14937 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 4:59 pm to
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He's gold. He also knew Kimmel wasn't going to work unless he carried him.

I would have never predicted the opposite paths Carolla and Kimmel would have taken.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1013 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 5:25 pm to
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Is it more fun to watch people at Home Depot trying to fit shite into their car,


I spend over 100k/year at Home Depot. I don’t go myself very often to buy the materials, but when I do I laugh at all the housewives, grannies and the goofballs who have no business being there. But they’ve been tricked into thinking that’s the place to go for every tiny little thing that is home related because it will be cheaper.

Take your arse to Ace Hardware lady.
Posted by N2cars
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Posted on 11/28/25 at 5:44 pm to
Real contractors don't buy HD crap material.

Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4870 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:01 pm to
I once watched a woman have like 8 bags of concrete delivered and loaded in her car curbside. I’ve always been curious the cost of repairs to her car after that drive.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11374 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 6:40 pm to
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Take your arse to Ace Hardware lady.


I only go to HD or Lowe's if they don't have at ACE. My local Ace on Millerville in BR is a great hardware store. Those people will spend 20 minutes to find the correct $.25 bolt for you. I buy big ticket items there, not cheaper, but out of gratitude.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
38059 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 8:10 pm to
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Before I click, this is this about him laughing at people for returning $.17 items to “block up“ Home Depot?


No, that is what I thought it would be about.
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
38351 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 8:12 pm to
They’re both god frickin awful
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
9500 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 12:37 am to
quote:

quote:
But Kimmel's writers need him to be popular with the progs. Then he started to believe it.

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It's Kimmel's crazy wife.


Or... KImmel was always a lefty but enough of a hedonist that he seemed to fit in with Carolla on the Man Show.

I think his wife just made him politically correct. But the foundation was probably always there.
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
2217 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 1:10 am to
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He also knew Kimmel wasn't going to work unless he carried him.

This has to be a joke.
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