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re: Actress Taryn Manning says she's been licking a married mans butthole & buying him a boat

Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:12 pm to
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So the dude got a boat AND his a-hole licked? Mother fricker


The wife after learning her husband has enough game to get an actress to eat his arse and buy him a boat?





Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:12 pm to
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Wow... 4 pages & even w/forehead jokes,still no mention of who she's related to?




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The Orange Is the New Black actress is neither a close nor distant relative to the Pro Football Hall of Famer. Taryn Manning and Peyton Manning merely share a surname and are members of two vastly different industries.



LINK
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80500 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:13 pm to
I mean if she really wants to buy me a boat the least I could do is let her lick my butthole first.
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
13970 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:23 pm to
What a crack head.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
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Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:29 pm to
Damn, what happened to her?

Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
58629 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:33 pm to
Licking booty aint good for the health baw.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154170 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

The Orange Is the New Black actress is neither a close nor distant relative to the Pro Football Hall of Famer. Taryn Manning and Peyton Manning merely share a forehead
dont shoot the messenger





One site says 2nd cousins, another says 3rd, yet another says "distant". She says not related.

She's prolly ashamed to be connected to that branch of the family.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:38 pm to
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:39 pm to
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LOS ANGELES, Jan. 26 (UPI) -- Taryn Manning is not related to NFL stars Eli and Peyton Manning.

The 36-year-old actress asserted as much to E! News at the 21st annual Screen Actors Guild awards Sunday. Manning is often reported as being a second cousin of the football-playing brothers, but joked she would be "much taller" if the family connection were true.

"I think somewhere along the way [we might be related]," she mused. "But no, it's not true. We should squash that rumor right here, right now."


Article from 2015
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:41 pm to
So she will turn back to women now, I assume
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:41 pm to
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I need a new boat.


Spread ‘em and I’ll call Taryn for you
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154170 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

Article from 2015
one of my links was from July

Your dispute is with the mainstream media
quote:

"I think somewhere along the way [we might be related]
close enough for me

Any further pursuit of this matter on your part will result in a restraint order from my lawyer HailHailToMichigan
Posted by Alika_kahuna
Member since May 2021
248 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 10:04 pm to
This wasn't a story I was expecting today but here we are lol
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22911 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 10:15 pm to
There are some things you should not post on social media...licking another person's butthole is in the top 5.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154170 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 10:18 pm to
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There are some things you should not post on social media...licking another person's butthole is in the top 5.
and the other 4?

Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4064 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 10:21 pm to
Not to mention she's wearing a weird looking cross ring while talking about licking a married man's butthole.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10713 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 10:25 pm to
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She used to be decent looking and looks 100% different with makeup but yea she looks straight out of a Florida trailer park



This is the eternal conflict. We do it with Britney. We remember better times.

We want it to be "wood." But alas I think I'd have to pass. And I don't pass on much.

IWNHI.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
70770 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 10:27 pm to
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Woah, giving Britney a run for her money.


Let’s not give Britney any more ideas…
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22911 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 10:29 pm to
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and the other 4?


1. Admissions of criminal activity
2. Deviant sexual fantasies
3. Threats to public officials
4. Pics of yourself drinking a Bud Light
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32705 posts
Posted on 8/14/23 at 10:31 pm to
She gobbled down a handful of Xanax, or some muscle relaxers before she posted that video, she can’t even string together a complete sentence.
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