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A surprise encounter with which of these feral creatures would have the worst outcome?
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:06 pm
A large alligator at a range of 3 yards:
A stalking bear at a range of 50 yards.
A mountain lion/puma at a range of 60 yards.
An American Bison at a range of 30 yards:
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A Burmese Python at a range of 12 yards.
A progressive totalitarian/angry activist at a range of 10 yards.
A Karen with many axes to grid about your behavior inside of a normal commercial elevator

A stalking bear at a range of 50 yards.

A mountain lion/puma at a range of 60 yards.

An American Bison at a range of 30 yards:

A Burmese Python at a range of 12 yards.

A progressive totalitarian/angry activist at a range of 10 yards.

A Karen with many axes to grid about your behavior inside of a normal commercial elevator

Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:10 pm to goofball
The American bison is routinely underestimated in its ability to wreck your shite.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:11 pm to goofball
Travel ball mom with a bone to pick about Jaxxton being called out at third.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:11 pm to goofball
Could have been an interesting thread, until you tried to make it funny.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:12 pm to goofball
I would stuff 6 out of 7 of those
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:13 pm to goofball
Has there ever been a documented case of a woman with that haircut that wasn’t a complete bitch
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:13 pm to goofball
Three urban youths when you are at an ATM
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:18 pm to goofball
For me it’s a tossup between the gator and the bear, only because of the gator’s proximity. If you can get away from the gator, it will find something else to do quickly. However the bear will be after your arse until YOU quit.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:18 pm to goofball
Ones I can't take:
Bear/Bison/Python/MLion
I can't really rank the Gator. Am I in the water? Dry land with trees around? Terrain matters a lot more with it.
Ones I could take:
Karen/Progs
Bear/Bison/Python/MLion
I can't really rank the Gator. Am I in the water? Dry land with trees around? Terrain matters a lot more with it.
Ones I could take:
Karen/Progs
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:21 pm to DomincDecoco
Bear can literally kill you with 1 swipe of it's paw. I'll go with that.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:21 pm to goofball
quote:
A stalking bear at a range of 50 yards.
With no firearm, you have no chance.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:26 pm to goofball
The bear. Other than the bison and the bear, the gun I carry will make short work of everything else. I figure the bison's gonna be all "don't start none, won't be none" and we'd be cool.
The bear would get me and eat me.
The bear would get me and eat me.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:31 pm to TigerstuckinMS
I’ve spent a lot of time on Ted turner’s ranches in New Mexico. There are massive bison herds. The bison is easily the answer. They can be aggressive, but it’s entirely defensive. They aren’t predators.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:40 pm to goofball
The bear comes in first. Bears can run a lot faster than what most think. And the thought of being mauled by one doesn't help.
Bison comes in second. Agree with the other poster about people underestimating them.
Cougar comes in third. You'll never see him coming until its too late.
Bison comes in second. Agree with the other poster about people underestimating them.
Cougar comes in third. You'll never see him coming until its too late.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 5:47 pm to Dawgirl
quote:I've been bitten by a cougar before. It wasn't entirely unpleasant.
Cougar comes in third
Also, cougars come first, if you know what's good for you.
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