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re: A guide for men online dating – from a female perspective
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:30 pm to AjaxFury
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:30 pm to AjaxFury
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That's the kind of thing I figured women are into when they say they are "adventurous"
Exactly. Most chicks, especially younger ones, claim to 'love the outdoors' and 'go on adventures'. It's basically a shite-test on them to see whether or not they are actually that way, or are just using buzzwords to attract a dude.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:31 pm to LouisianaLady
Some guy gonna pretend he didnt bust one in your 99lb arse and you might have to cash him outside.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:32 pm to HempHead
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Exactly. Most chicks, especially younger ones, claim to 'love the outdoors' and 'go on adventures'. It's basically a shite-test on them to see whether or not they are actually that way, or are just using buzzwords to attract a dude.
DUDE every fricking chicks profile on Tinder/Bumble is them fricking navigating an ocean/climbing a mountain/walking through the frickin Amazon...
What in the actual frick??
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:33 pm to el Gaucho
Sounds like a hell of a deal
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:33 pm to LadyTigress
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I'm financially stable on my own
Just what I suspected...a modern day feminist
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oh wait, you'll probably rag me for that too now lol
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:34 pm to HempHead
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Exactly. Most chicks, especially younger ones, claim to 'love the outdoors' and 'go on adventures
This is code for "take me to New Orleans and let's walk around and look at redundant art galleries and boutique shops while you pay for stuff"
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:34 pm to LadyTigress
Financially stable you say? Want to pretend I am the hot, bald guy on match?
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:36 pm to HempHead
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'go on adventures'
When I was a kid, my neighborhood friend used to ask me if I wanted to go on an adventure when she'd come over to play.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:37 pm to LouisianaLady
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I've never heard an adult use the phrase.
You should see my Tinder queue. Nothing but a bunch of fun-loving, wine-drinking, adventurous girls who absolutely love dogs!!!
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:38 pm to LouisianaLady
that's the go-to phrase on profiles now. Sometimes the word "magical" is even thrown in. Also, "unicorn." Pretty much every descriptor is reminiscent of childhood. Creepy and odd.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:38 pm to LadyTigress
quote:strike one
Show that you have friends and a life
quote:glad i don't have this problem
Also gym selfies are trashy
quote:well, i am very British
we will assume you have bad teeth
quote:strike two and strike three
Show your face. And full body shot so we can see how tall you are.
quote:strike one million
Do not use old pics aka catfishing. It has happened to me and other ppl I know, and it’s awkward
quote:Jesus loves my chain necklace
Chain necklaces…why?
quote:they hide Chin 2 and Chin 3
Beards. Not sure why guys are obsessed with these lately?
quote:camo shorts and crocs are not nice????
Please show a woman you can dress nice on occasion
quote:yep. yep. hell yep
Cargo shorts are a no. Plaid shorts are a no. Mom jeans are a no.
quote:i hate your face forever and always
This probably came across as bitchy
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:39 pm to 50_Tiger
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DUDE every fricking chicks profile on Tinder/Bumble is them fricking navigating an ocean/climbing a mountain/walking through the frickin Amazon...
Over 25 - *posts long distance shot on mountain looking over the horizon from voluntourism trip 4 years ago*
Under 25 - *posts up close picture in north face windbreaker with multiple brown children hanging off of her from voluntourism trip 2 spring breaks ago*
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:41 pm to rocket31
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Found the single woman in her 30s
Nope and nope. But I have way better glow than I did at 19. Money will do that.
I recommend college education to all. And sunscreen. Lots of sunscreen.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:41 pm to Rouge
Atleast one guy admits they use the beards to "conceal" their double chins..lol you can't hide the rest of your body
In all seriousness, a guy does not have to be hot. Just acceptable and have his life straight. I have seen horrifically offensive profiles on these sights, so the OP was a bit of an overstatement to get some people thinking. 
This post was edited on 5/19/17 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:41 pm to LouisianaLady
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Don't want kids.
Not having kids will help, but after 30 it's still going to take a lot more work to maintain the body you want. Hope you're up for it.
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Cue: You'll change your mind!!11
Finding the right man and committing has a way of changing that for you. Not wanting kids at 26 and unmarried is pretty common. Getting married and not having them by 35 is rare.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:42 pm to el Gaucho
"Haha yeah I was pre med so they gave us stethoscopes so we did pediatric physical exams on the kids and handed out hookworm medicine"
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:42 pm to LadyTigress
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Mom jeans are a no.
Listen here. Kirkland jeans are damn comfortable! IDC what you or any other floozy says. Take your damn arse back to lurking.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:42 pm to torrey225
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Money will do that.
lol
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:42 pm to Rouge
Rouge, it looks like you guys may have been on a date or two....Andygators for everyone???
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:43 pm to LouisianaLady
this is my first thought when i think of adventure


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