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re: A guide for men online dating – from a female perspective

Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56700 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:30 pm to
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That's the kind of thing I figured women are into when they say they are "adventurous"



Exactly. Most chicks, especially younger ones, claim to 'love the outdoors' and 'go on adventures'. It's basically a shite-test on them to see whether or not they are actually that way, or are just using buzzwords to attract a dude.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43449 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:31 pm to
Some guy gonna pretend he didnt bust one in your 99lb arse and you might have to cash him outside.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43449 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:32 pm to
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Exactly. Most chicks, especially younger ones, claim to 'love the outdoors' and 'go on adventures'. It's basically a shite-test on them to see whether or not they are actually that way, or are just using buzzwords to attract a dude.


DUDE every fricking chicks profile on Tinder/Bumble is them fricking navigating an ocean/climbing a mountain/walking through the frickin Amazon...

What in the actual frick??
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12543 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:33 pm to
Sounds like a hell of a deal
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:33 pm to
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I'm financially stable on my own

Just what I suspected...a modern day feminist
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oh wait, you'll probably rag me for that too now lol
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59173 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:34 pm to
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Exactly. Most chicks, especially younger ones, claim to 'love the outdoors' and 'go on adventures

This is code for "take me to New Orleans and let's walk around and look at redundant art galleries and boutique shops while you pay for stuff"
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38708 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:34 pm to
Financially stable you say? Want to pretend I am the hot, bald guy on match?
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83030 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:36 pm to
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'go on adventures'


When I was a kid, my neighborhood friend used to ask me if I wanted to go on an adventure when she'd come over to play. I've never heard an adult use the phrase.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56700 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:37 pm to
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I've never heard an adult use the phrase.


You should see my Tinder queue. Nothing but a bunch of fun-loving, wine-drinking, adventurous girls who absolutely love dogs!!!
Posted by LadyTigress
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2017
632 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:38 pm to
that's the go-to phrase on profiles now. Sometimes the word "magical" is even thrown in. Also, "unicorn." Pretty much every descriptor is reminiscent of childhood. Creepy and odd.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138531 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:38 pm to
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Show that you have friends and a life
strike one

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Also gym selfies are trashy
glad i don't have this problem

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we will assume you have bad teeth
well, i am very British

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Show your face. And full body shot so we can see how tall you are.
strike two and strike three

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Do not use old pics aka catfishing. It has happened to me and other ppl I know, and it’s awkward
strike one million

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Chain necklaces…why?
Jesus loves my chain necklace

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Beards. Not sure why guys are obsessed with these lately?
they hide Chin 2 and Chin 3

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Please show a woman you can dress nice on occasion
camo shorts and crocs are not nice????

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Cargo shorts are a no. Plaid shorts are a no. Mom jeans are a no.
yep. yep. hell yep

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This probably came across as bitchy
i hate your face forever and always
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59173 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:39 pm to
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DUDE every fricking chicks profile on Tinder/Bumble is them fricking navigating an ocean/climbing a mountain/walking through the frickin Amazon...

Over 25 - *posts long distance shot on mountain looking over the horizon from voluntourism trip 4 years ago*

Under 25 - *posts up close picture in north face windbreaker with multiple brown children hanging off of her from voluntourism trip 2 spring breaks ago*
Posted by torrey225
Member since Mar 2015
1437 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:41 pm to
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Found the single woman in her 30s


Nope and nope. But I have way better glow than I did at 19. Money will do that.

I recommend college education to all. And sunscreen. Lots of sunscreen.
Posted by LadyTigress
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2017
632 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:41 pm to
Atleast one guy admits they use the beards to "conceal" their double chins..lol you can't hide the rest of your body In all seriousness, a guy does not have to be hot. Just acceptable and have his life straight. I have seen horrifically offensive profiles on these sights, so the OP was a bit of an overstatement to get some people thinking.
This post was edited on 5/19/17 at 1:42 pm
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16766 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:41 pm to
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Don't want kids.





Not having kids will help, but after 30 it's still going to take a lot more work to maintain the body you want. Hope you're up for it.


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Cue: You'll change your mind!!11


Finding the right man and committing has a way of changing that for you. Not wanting kids at 26 and unmarried is pretty common. Getting married and not having them by 35 is rare.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59173 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:42 pm to
"Haha yeah I was pre med so they gave us stethoscopes so we did pediatric physical exams on the kids and handed out hookworm medicine"
Posted by Abadeebadaba
FL
Member since Sep 2010
5037 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:42 pm to
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Mom jeans are a no.



Listen here. Kirkland jeans are damn comfortable! IDC what you or any other floozy says. Take your damn arse back to lurking.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56700 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:42 pm to
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Money will do that.


lol
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77241 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:42 pm to
Rouge, it looks like you guys may have been on a date or two....Andygators for everyone???
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138531 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:43 pm to
this is my first thought when i think of adventure

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