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A+ for Effort: Woman wheels corpse into bank to sign off on a loan

Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:37 am
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
10330 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:37 am
This awesome. This woman is a go getter! Death won’t even stop her from trying. We need more people willing to lay it on the line in this world.


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This is the moment a woman wheeled a corpse into a bank and allegedly tried to get him to 'sign off' a loan in her name while holding his head up in front of suspicious staff who asked why he looked so pale.


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Bank employees started filming the pair and ended up calling for an ambulance and police as she used her hand to keep the deceased pensioner's head upright and told him: 'Uncle, are you listening? You have to sign it. I can't sign for you.'





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The video showed the dead man's head swaying back and forth before she grabbed hold of his neck with her left hand from behind. She urged him: 'Sign here and stop giving me a headache' but was met by a logical silence from the man she was pretending to have a conversation with.


Daily mail
This post was edited on 4/17/24 at 9:22 am
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6827 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:41 am to
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She urged him: 'Sign here and stop giving me a headache' but was met by a logical silence from the man she was pretending to have a conversation with.


I try this all the time and still get nagged too.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166470 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:41 am to
clearly the man is identifying as being alive.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79324 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:43 am to
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I try this all the time and still get nagged too.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35455 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:43 am to
Took him to vote after
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78055 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:43 am to
WTF?
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73000 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:44 am to
Weekend at Bernie’s special.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18063 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:45 am to
They should at least give her 20 bucks for the attempt
Posted by Lightbringer1
The Land that Time Forgot
Member since Feb 2024
34 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:45 am to
When you watch Weekend at Bernie’s for the 700th time and start thinking, “hey, it’s not that crazy is it?”
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24275 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:46 am to
Looks like a possible sequel in the making, Weekend at Bernie's bank?
Posted by fricket
Member since Aug 2019
870 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:47 am to
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36114 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:47 am to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63185 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:49 am to
Is that Condaleeza Rice?
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34811 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:59 am to
How did she possibly think she would get away with this
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3515 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:59 am to
Should have taken him to a tanning booth before the bank.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36114 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:07 am to
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How did she possibly think she would get away with this


Well, probably hoping the bank employees were as dumb as she is. If she picked the right bank, she might have succeeded.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6222 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:17 am to
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41697 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:21 am to
If White House staff can run a fricking country by doing it, she should be able to get a loan doing the same thing.
Posted by thecoconuttiger
Member since Mar 2024
185 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:21 am to
I hope this sub-human witch dies in prison.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36114 posts
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:21 am to
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Should have taken him to a tanning booth before the bank.


Spray-on could have done wonders.
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