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A few thoughts before my HOA patrol shift starts...
Posted on 12/31/19 at 8:59 pm
Posted on 12/31/19 at 8:59 pm
Used to be one of our busiest nights of the year but we have really dropped the hammer on miscreants and law breakers the past few years to the tune of only 3 reporter incidents last year on Dec 31 (illegal smoking, dog off leash and alcohol in piblic--front yard)
About to go out on the 10p to 2a shift in mostly a supervisory capacity as we are training some green horns this year. As I was charging the golf cart and filling my yeti tumbler with spiced latte, I couldn't help but be appalled at the vulgar music and dancing on this dick Clark show. I know dick has been incapacitated for years but the higher ups and his grandkids have let things slide too far.
Say a prayer for a peaceful night and warm wishes to your neighborhood this winter night.
About to go out on the 10p to 2a shift in mostly a supervisory capacity as we are training some green horns this year. As I was charging the golf cart and filling my yeti tumbler with spiced latte, I couldn't help but be appalled at the vulgar music and dancing on this dick Clark show. I know dick has been incapacitated for years but the higher ups and his grandkids have let things slide too far.
Say a prayer for a peaceful night and warm wishes to your neighborhood this winter night.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 8:59 pm to Tiger Ryno
I’ll juke the frick out of Net if he tries to bust me for smoking dope in the park
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:00 pm to Tiger Ryno
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illegal smoking
Go on. What is considered illegal smoking?
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:01 pm to Tiger Ryno
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before my HOA patrol shift starts...
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:01 pm to Tiger Ryno
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About to go out on the 10p to 2a shift
Who you gonna kiss at midnight?
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:01 pm to Tiger Ryno
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I know dick has been incapacitated for years
Dick died years ago. Zombie Dick, too.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:02 pm to Tiger Ryno
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charging the golf cart
Fatass.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:02 pm to danilo
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Go on. What is considered illegal smoking?
20 year old veterans on leave sharing a last cigar with their grandfather as he convalesces
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:03 pm to Tiger Ryno
Don’t shoot the black kid
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:03 pm to Tiger Ryno
Your trailer park has an HOA?
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:04 pm to Tiger Ryno
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Tiger Ryno
If you come by my house unannounced I’ll beat the frick out of you.
And tell your Trans Lezbo wife/queer/husband, whatever it is to stay away from the kids. It scares everyone.
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:06 pm to Tiger Ryno
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miscreants
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I couldn't help but be appalled at the vulgar music and dancing on this dick Clark show
quote:GFY for trying to steal Tulane's shtick
Say a prayer for a peaceful night
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:10 pm to jamboybarry
quote:if he absolutely must be shot, get a black friend to do it
Don’t shoot the black kid
first step: get a black friend
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:17 pm to Tiger Ryno
Please check in at 2am so we know if you survive the night. I hope no one sneaks out in the middle of the night and commits a horrible HOA crime like painting their shed the wrong shade of beige
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:22 pm to Tiger Ryno
I would set up Roman candles and cannons so they fired at you in the golf car.
I hope you get hit by a drunk driver
I hope you get hit by a drunk driver
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:26 pm to Tiger Ryno
I’m not a big believer in the whole, “leaving things behind for the new year” mantra, but I wish we could leave behind some of these fricking terrible posters.
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