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A few thoughts before my HOA patrol shift starts...

Posted on 12/31/19 at 8:59 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108734 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 8:59 pm
Used to be one of our busiest nights of the year but we have really dropped the hammer on miscreants and law breakers the past few years to the tune of only 3 reporter incidents last year on Dec 31 (illegal smoking, dog off leash and alcohol in piblic--front yard)

About to go out on the 10p to 2a shift in mostly a supervisory capacity as we are training some green horns this year. As I was charging the golf cart and filling my yeti tumbler with spiced latte, I couldn't help but be appalled at the vulgar music and dancing on this dick Clark show. I know dick has been incapacitated for years but the higher ups and his grandkids have let things slide too far.

Say a prayer for a peaceful night and warm wishes to your neighborhood this winter night.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 8:59 pm to
I’ll juke the frick out of Net if he tries to bust me for smoking dope in the park
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
19239 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 8:59 pm to
Why do you hate fun
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26331 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:00 pm to
Stand your ground!
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26565 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:00 pm to
You people are evil
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26331 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:00 pm to
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illegal smoking

Go on. What is considered illegal smoking?
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:01 pm to
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before my HOA patrol shift starts...





Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45546 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

About to go out on the 10p to 2a shift


Who you gonna kiss at midnight?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30996 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:01 pm to
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I know dick has been incapacitated for years


Dick died years ago. Zombie Dick, too.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50943 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:02 pm to
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charging the golf cart


Fatass.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:02 pm to
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Go on. What is considered illegal smoking?


20 year old veterans on leave sharing a last cigar with their grandfather as he convalesces
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:03 pm to
Don’t shoot the black kid
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41382 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:03 pm to
Your trailer park has an HOA?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:04 pm to
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Tiger Ryno


If you come by my house unannounced I’ll beat the frick out of you.


And tell your Trans Lezbo wife/queer/husband, whatever it is to stay away from the kids. It scares everyone.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159031 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:06 pm to
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miscreants
quote:

I couldn't help but be appalled at the vulgar music and dancing on this dick Clark show
quote:

Say a prayer for a peaceful night
GFY for trying to steal Tulane's shtick
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2541 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:08 pm to
TYFYS
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159031 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:10 pm to
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Don’t shoot the black kid
if he absolutely must be shot, get a black friend to do it

first step: get a black friend
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26331 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:17 pm to
Please check in at 2am so we know if you survive the night. I hope no one sneaks out in the middle of the night and commits a horrible HOA crime like painting their shed the wrong shade of beige
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20251 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:22 pm to
I would set up Roman candles and cannons so they fired at you in the golf car.

I hope you get hit by a drunk driver
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 12/31/19 at 9:26 pm to
I’m not a big believer in the whole, “leaving things behind for the new year” mantra, but I wish we could leave behind some of these fricking terrible posters.
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