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re: A direct question from your SO.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 11:16 am to here4thepopcorn
Posted on 8/15/18 at 11:16 am to here4thepopcorn
Make me a samich and I'll tell you!
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Posted on 8/15/18 at 11:44 am to AnorexicGator
I'm the wrong guy to ask.
I picked up my wife's car from the dealership couple days ago & she asked me if I met the service smug service guy.
I said yes but that place is swarming with talent. She grins & says "yeah you think so" & I'm like yeah sure enough. I began to describe a few women I noticed & went on to the woman that handled the courtesy car return ect.
I thought of the OT & figured it was now the time to drop a line I read here that made me laugh a while back. Yeah babe she was so attractive, OT quote -> "I would lick her where she farts"
I'm laughing hysterically right now, as I can see her face riddled with shock.
I laughed my but off & told her I read it here.
She is a great sport I hope you can find a woman that can laugh at things.
Couple years ago Carrie Underwood was singing, sporting her muscular legs and mini skirt. My wife says I bet you would like to get with her. I say no babe I'm older now & couldn't hit it like she deserves... She didn't laugh quite as hard as I did at that one
enjoy your life.
I picked up my wife's car from the dealership couple days ago & she asked me if I met the service smug service guy.
I said yes but that place is swarming with talent. She grins & says "yeah you think so" & I'm like yeah sure enough. I began to describe a few women I noticed & went on to the woman that handled the courtesy car return ect.
I thought of the OT & figured it was now the time to drop a line I read here that made me laugh a while back. Yeah babe she was so attractive, OT quote -> "I would lick her where she farts"
I'm laughing hysterically right now, as I can see her face riddled with shock.
I laughed my but off & told her I read it here.
She is a great sport I hope you can find a woman that can laugh at things.
Couple years ago Carrie Underwood was singing, sporting her muscular legs and mini skirt. My wife says I bet you would like to get with her. I say no babe I'm older now & couldn't hit it like she deserves... She didn't laugh quite as hard as I did at that one
enjoy your life.Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:31 pm to AnorexicGator
Nobody compares to you baby.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:38 pm to AnorexicGator
quote:
Let's just say, during a private moment your SO ask you; how does she compare sexually to your past lovers. How would you answer the question if she's not the best you've ever had? Would you lie? Would you evade the question? Or not answer at all?
"Sweetheart, I say this from the very depths of my soul: You are my reason for living. The day I married you is the day my past history died. You are the only one who lights my fire. There never has been and never will be anyone who compares to you. No one. Except your sister."
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:41 pm to AnorexicGator
Answer: "You seem to be improving every time. Let's go ahead and knock one out and I'll let you know where you stand in the rankings..."
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:54 pm to wrongRob
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I would lick her where she farts
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I can see her face riddled with shock.
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I say no babe I'm older now & couldn't hit it like she deserves
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She didn't laugh
You’re not very bright are you?
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:14 pm to AnorexicGator
quote:
Let's just say, during a private moment your SO ask you; how does she compare sexually to your past lovers. How would you answer the question if she's not the best you've ever had? Would you lie? Would you evade the question? Or not answer at all?
You tell her "look I ain't gonna be the best you ever had but ask yourself if you'd wanna marry that dude? Chances are your best sex ever was all cock and the rest of his life was a complete shitshow. He probably said baw and dude all the time and told fart jokes when not abusing you or your holes."
Quickly follow up with:
"That's exactly how chicks are. The best in bed are almost always batshit crazy with an undiagnosed mental disorder that fosters their bedroom abilities. And you damned sure don't wanna spend your life with the best sex ever. You wanna find balance of good sex, common interests, and a good life partner."
Then tell her "I'm just kidding, you're the best ever, baby."
This post was edited on 8/15/18 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:19 pm to AnorexicGator
Any woman who asks this deserves whatever answer she gets.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:31 pm to AnorexicGator
Tell her she’s good but the girl you dated in college did a little thing with her tongue.
If she not open to constructive feedback then just dump her now.
If she not open to constructive feedback then just dump her now.
This post was edited on 8/15/18 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:32 pm to AnorexicGator
I wouldn't have married her if she wasn't the best I ever had.
So yeah I'd tell her.
So yeah I'd tell her.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:39 pm to AnorexicGator
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Would you lie?
"I was a virgin until I met you"
This post was edited on 8/15/18 at 1:44 pm
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:47 pm to member007
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"I was a virgin until I met you"
so you would be truthful
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:50 pm to AnorexicGator
Top twenty, or so.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:51 pm to LSUGRAD2008
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so you would be truthful
Lying to himself
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:42 pm to Mr Wonderful
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You’re not very bright are you?
Only here where I can be an arse and not worry about my pillar of strength status.
I know my wife we're celebrating many years of marriage in a few days. She knows I'm a boss and follows my lead.
You would pee your pants standing in my shadow now off you go.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:55 pm to AnorexicGator
I’d tell her “about the same” because it’s true.
This post was edited on 8/15/18 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 8/15/18 at 4:01 pm to AnorexicGator
you lie
That was easy
next question
That was easy
next question
Posted on 8/15/18 at 4:16 pm to AnorexicGator
I have always known that women like to chase, so I act indifferent in nearly every situation.
For this specific topic, my response would probably be you don't want me to answer that. More than likely she would work harder so win-win for me.
For this specific topic, my response would probably be you don't want me to answer that. More than likely she would work harder so win-win for me.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 4:19 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:kryptonite.
my response would probably be you don't want me to answer that. More than likely she would work harder so win-win for me.
This post was edited on 8/15/18 at 4:19 pm
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