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re: A dad sends a strongly worded letter to his daughter's ex bf for taking her virginity

Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:00 pm to
Posted by mastersoftext
Member since Nov 2019
126 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:00 pm to
This shite is fake as hell. This is a High effort troll, and it garnered the reaction the author was seeking.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14485 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:00 pm to
Does he rescend any offer of forgiveness and then quote Matthew? Hypocrisy knows no bounds.
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 9:19 pm
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:28 pm to
This is complete bullshite. And didn't happen.

Some weird creepy Dear Penthouse Forum style story.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:36 pm to
If he's going to go Biblical, Christ was blatantly clear: forgive forgive and forgive. None of that crap from Genesis is relevant. that was 2 covenants ago. It's bad enough to be bitter for a couple of years but 10 frickin years?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:45 pm to
He should write back something short and sweet:

“Settle down, Francis, I was only the third guy to frick your daughter.”
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

One of the loosest girls that I went to HS with was a Baptist preacher's daughter.


Yep, the first girl that gave me a blowjob was the daughter of a Baptist preacher.
Posted by Yeti_Chaser
Member since Nov 2017
11473 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

Was this one of you guys?

That's Tulanelsu
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:52 pm to
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That was my first thought. It takes two to tango. And the guy slept with his daughter ten years ago? Get over it.


Reminds me of the villain in Spectre who tries to ruin James Bond’s entire life because his Dad liked James.



Remember when you were making a ham sandwich and you couldn’t find the mayonnaise? It was me James! The author of all your pain.”

If the Bond franchise continues down this route, maybe make the villain a Bible Thumper who was pissed that James fricked his daughter.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7934 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 5:01 pm to
TL/ DR Version : You must be Stephens phone.


I wonder if in all those years of thoughtfull meditation it occurred to Dad that his daughter might just be a sloot.
Posted by FlyingWingnut
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Member since Mar 2020
130 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 5:47 pm to
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Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
45082 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:02 pm to
If boo krewe had a daughter
Posted by Grinder
Member since Nov 2007
2469 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:08 pm to
It’s virginity, not the Ark of the Covenant. Get over yourself.

The father with the keyboard sounds like a psychopath.
Posted by voodoosillyman
Member since Jan 2005
427 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:24 pm to
Could have sworn that christianity is about forgiveness and love. So if this guy later in life becomes a christian, will this be forgotten, or forgiven? I think not. The writer is just pissed someone did something he probably did himself years ago, or have known others to do the same.
Posted by iron banks
Destrehan
Member since Jul 2014
4171 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 6:41 pm to
That is some funny shite right there
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 7:13 pm to
His daughters virginity was his most precious treasure, the thought of which have him sublime joy



Holy shite, I need a shower to wash the stench of this man's creepiness off me after reading that




Solid chance the daughter in question hasn't even talked to her father in a few years if he's as batshit insane like this all the time and acted the way he is in this letter like he owns her or something
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11594 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 7:37 pm to
Well, I see he forgot to blot out her name in item 1; Alexandra you say?
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 7:38 pm
Posted by Kvothe
Member since Sep 2016
2084 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 7:50 pm to
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