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re: A cat has 9 lives. How many times you cheated death?

Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:39 am to
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
108193 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:39 am to
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Nobody cheats death. You’re dead when God says it’s time


Yep. My father was dead at 78 (sudden death cardiac event). Came back and had five more good years until he died recently.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
9968 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:41 am to
Probably 2 incidents so far in my life that I should be dead from.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:51 am to
There was this one time…I was living a normal life when my dog got kidnapped!! Those bastards had no idea that I once watched a Kung Fu movie and actually am a spy, but right now I pay the bills working the grill because I got promoted from the fryer. However, I once ran recon for the homeowners association in my trailer park. After numerous car chases, shoot outs and a big arse explosion I say I cheated death about 17 1/2 times. By the way, during the explosion little Barack Obama leapt out of the evil girl’s bike basket and came running to me through the flames. That bastard dog thief got away…for now
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
12484 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:55 am to
Tigerfan33, I hope you have your shite straight with God
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21125 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 9:20 am to
At least twice.

After a rain and while driving a convertible top Miata, I stopped under a tree to check out the amount of water on our practice baseball field. A small rotten limb fell on my convertible roof, bounced off and hit the ground. The limb had a spike on it about 10 inches long. The spike poked through the convertible top a couple of inches from my head. Thoughts of how and why it missed occupied my brain for a while.

On a Harley on a 2 lane country road in Alabama and I was just cruising along. I saw a fork coming up and was going to take the right fork that went up a hill so I decelerated. Suddenly I saw a grill in my right rear view mirror and a huge cloud of white smoke. I quickly shot to the incline in the fork. A dump truck had slammed it’s brakes to not hit me. Perhaps I slowed a bit too much or the driver was not paying attention but I had the shakes for a minute afterwards.

Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41806 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 10:35 am to
I can think of three times when it could have gone either way.
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
13410 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 10:43 am to
Fell of a slide when I was around 4 and landed on my neck. Found out later in life I have a fused vertebrae in my neck. Possible correlation to “breaking” my neck

Had cancer 15 years ago

Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 11:07 am to
Two tours Vietnam.
“Mild” Heart attack (stent collapse after 15 years).
Kidney Failure from reaction of medications.
Three time cancer survivor.
Started chemo again last Monday.
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2670 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 12:50 pm to
Heading up Airline Hwy towards New Orleans when a semi on Clearview that lost its brakes ran the light and crossed in front of me.

With no way to stop, I figured I was going to hit a set of tires or go underneath the truck, so I stomped on my brakes, let go of my steering wheel and leaned over the console into the passenger seat.

I did hit the truck's tires, which spun me across the oncoming lane into a gas station. When my car finally stopped, I sat up and saw I was right next to a pump.

Traffic on Airline had come to a stop and people had left their vehicles to check on me. When I sat up, there were people peering into my car. Had a stiff neck for a few days, for sure!
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8190 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 1:28 pm to
Six - that I can remember
18) Killed in Car Wreck
19) Found dead from aspiration pneumonia
23) Struck and killed by flying debris on I-65
46) Died from massive heart attack
48) Struck and killed by City Transit Bus
50) Died from extended ventilation for viral pneumonia
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35288 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 1:33 pm to
I just “cheated” severe injury. I was careless topping a tree with a chainsaw and the felled tree kicked the saw back into my arm. Luckily just a deep cut, no major injuries at all.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
46192 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 1:34 pm to
Damn only 3 or 4 for me
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8689 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 1:46 pm to
Three times. One time nearly got shot by two escapes from prison. Walked in on them as they were hiding in an empty house. One time I walked in on vandals preparing to steal the cooper in my electrical wiring. Caught'um just as they were about to rip the electrical wiring out of my walls. And one time I fell asleep at the wheel, drifted into the oncoming lane and dang nearly got run over by an eighteen wheeler.

My mother was (and still is) a very compassionate and holy woman. She now occupies a soft fluffy cloud in heaven. I saw a picture of mom when she was a young woman. My mother looks like that now......young and beautiful again. The prayers of a holy woman, for her children, is very powerful.

We should always honor our mothers (and fathers as well). Compassion, patience, and gentleness to elderly parents washes out a lot of punishment due to sin.

Your mom still alive? Dad as well? Call them and tell'um you love them. Do it often. I miss my Mom and Dad a lot.
This post was edited on 8/22/21 at 1:56 pm
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4367 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 1:50 pm to
Tigerfan 33, dont stand so close to me dude!
Posted by chaso
clinton ms.
Member since Aug 2006
2937 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 1:51 pm to
Too many that I know about, probably 1000s we all might have no clue about
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144961 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

Nobody cheats death.
Darth said he has died before but he is still here posting ww2 copy pasta
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33120 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 2:42 pm to
I cannot say that I have cheated death because I believe that I will not die until The Good Lord determines. But there are two instances when I thought there was a good chance I could die:

In October 1995, just before I stopped drinking, I was leaving a saloon in Georgetown. I looked both ways before I stepped into M Street and It looked clear. I stepped off the curb to hail a cab and was struck by a car. (I later found out that the car had been parked in the curb lane to my left and was defogging its windshield, when I took off and hit me). I cracked the windshield with my head and was thrown into the far eastbound lane of M Street. Had there been any traffic going east bound I would have been run over. Before I knew it I was on a backboard on my way to Georgetown University Hospital. They say that God protects babies and drunks – I was both. I had little residual effects of the accident.

In July of 1997 I had an angioplasty with a stent emplacement. I coded that night. I remember the room going black; hearing the machines beeping; hearing doctors and nurses speaking around me; and feeling the bed going backwards so that my feet were higher than my head. I was very objective about it. I said to myself, “you may be dying, you should say an Act of Contrition” (16 years of Catholic education). Next thing I knew I woke up and was naked in bed with my feet elevated. The nurse said, “welcome back”.

That was be beginning of a long summer. I got very sick a couple of weeks later and spent three more times in the Washington Hospital Center and was finally sent to Georgetown University Medical Center. What happened was that I was given a medication that was supposed to reduce the size of the platelets going though the stent. I turned out to be the one in the bazillion who had an allergic reaction to the drug. My reaction was that it shut down my immune system – I could not generate white blood cells. When I was finally transferred to Georgetown in August 1997 the hematologist/oncologist that met me asked me how old I was. I told him that I would be 46 on September 10. He said, “I don’t think so”. I responded, “Nice bedside manner” (I resisted the urge to end the sentence with “a-hole”).

Anyway, I am one of two people in the world in their 40s who survived this without a bone marrow transplant – the other one is a man in France. I never believed that I was going to die, but I accepted that it could happen. I just kept telling myself that “only the good die young”. By the Grace of God, I’m still here 24 years later.
Posted by tigerfan 33
zachary
Member since Dec 2007
312 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 4:10 pm to
Thanks for the concern guys, and I am right with god at this point. I will also stay a few steps away from yall!
Posted by kisatchie53
Member since Jul 2011
1964 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 4:25 pm to
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may win this one. I’ve been held hostage at gunpoint at a supermarket that was being robbed. During robbery was used as a shield by the robber. At end of event the robbers shot up two cop cars that were in pursuit.
Later in life was ran off a bridge and when my vehicle crashed to the bottom of the bridge the side of the truck was punctured by multiple pieces of rebar. Three of the rebar pieces went right behind and in front yard of me,pinning me in truck till I was cut out.
Few years later I was bitten by a large cottonmouth and went to the hospital for anti venom shots. Went home and had a bad reaction to the shots and woke up 4 days later.
Then a heart attack at age 44 that doctors can’t explain how I lived through.



Posted by BigBobbyStorey
New Lodge, Belfast
Member since May 2021
1058 posts
Posted on 8/22/21 at 4:27 pm to
I got shot at once in an incredibly trashy situation, he missed me though. I got really sick in 2012 and was very close to dying from blood loss but my gf happened to come home and bring me to the hospital. I also tried to OD on purpose twice and woke up both times in hospital
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