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re: A Black Bear (apparently) under some dudes porch. (video)
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:55 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:55 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
Step 1 - Buy Fireworks
Step 2 - Light fireworks and throw them under the deck
Step 3 - Hide inside clutching my shotgun like a little bitch
Step 2 - Light fireworks and throw them under the deck
Step 3 - Hide inside clutching my shotgun like a little bitch
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:59 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
He's a redbone.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:00 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
I'd crawl under there and snuggle but that disrespectful bastard shitted at 3:12.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:05 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
Color phase black bear. Besides even looking at the bear itself look at other things in video. Those are obviously long leaf pinecones and straw. You really think a grizzly is chilling under a porch where longleaf grow?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:10 pm to Spunky
I'll bet the guy stepped right in that bear shite too 
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:19 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
It's a cinnamon colored Black Bear. You can easily ID him (vs. a Grizzly/Brown) by his paws.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:19 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
Nah, frick that. The bear can have the house
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:21 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
I hope that bear comes back and junk punches that dumb arse, then eats him.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:21 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:24 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
holy mother of nope
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:25 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
does a bear shite in the... side yard?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:32 pm to TheAlmightySmash
Unless that guy had a .44 behind his back, hes a better dude than me.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:34 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
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I'm not a bear expert. I just see a big one that definitely isn't a black bear. What is it?
I'm not sure where the video was shot, but the "black" bears we see frequently around here are not black at all.
They are typically dark brown or a cinnamon color.
That one does look pretty big.
The brown bears we see frequently here are fairly shy and have no desire for any type of human contact. They typically run off as soon as they see us.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:36 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
Dumbass has a camera when he should have 45/70 in his hands. 
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:37 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
It's an Ole Miss bear, shits and runs..
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:43 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
It's a black bear. Some can be brown or cinnamon color.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:44 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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It's a black bear. Some can be brown or cinnamon color
Not going to lie, you were my first thought when I read the OP. My second was my AST friend that works the rural areas. He is never in a picture without his lever action 45/70. Even when he was on the show Alaska State Troopers.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:48 pm to Sir Drinksalot
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They are shooing it away like a cat.
Surprisingly, that's typically all you have to do and they turn and run.
Sometimes they'll just ignore you until they are done whatever they are doing (usually eating garbage) and then just leave.
We see them all the time where we live. Neighbors who have lived here for 30-40 years have seen them their whole lives and have never known anyone to be attacked.
Of course if you do something really stupid, like crawl under your house where one is trying to take a nap, you may get jacked by a big arse paw.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:48 pm to Five0
quote:
Not going to lie, you were my first thought when I read the OP. My second was my AST friend that works the rural areas. He is never in a picture without his lever action 45/70. Even when he was on the show Alaska State Troopers
Smart man..
Those AST and wildlife troopers who work in the bush always have some great bear tales. Brown bears have a concave face and a hump. Can' see the hump, but can't see the concave face so I know its a cinnamon black bear. I've got a couple that come visit my house
This post was edited on 9/30/15 at 9:50 pm
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:57 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
I've seen black bears hiking before. They always turn and run.
That one was, by far, bigger than what I've ever seen.
That one was, by far, bigger than what I've ever seen.
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