9 Years for an Oral Sex OD

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for giving his lover an overdose by slathering his penis with cocaine before oral sex

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Was it actually cocaine and not laced with fentanyl?


How big a dick are we talking here? Slathered is a pretty big term. Are we talking a light coating? A dusting if you will?

Or are we talking a massive Teutonic hog just caked with booger sugar?

ETA: man, I gotta tell you, I’m gonna need some numbers and details with this one.

Slathered…that term has a wet feel to it if you get my drift. It conjures up the image of an un-dry schwanstuker just dipped and rolled around in a pile of premium columbian bam bam like a schnitzel in flour.

Which, if the cock in question is of sufficient length and girth, I think we can all agree is a tad excessive.

Now, an average German gherkin, with a light dusting, say from a sieve…well who wouldn’t find that fairly reasonable?

I just came here due to the shock value of the post title.

I’m surprised that this convoluted story about the Doktor’s pecker would stand up in court?

Germans

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A German doctor imprisoned for giving his lover an overdose by slathering his penis with cocaine before oral sex

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Wouldn't nasal intercourse be the more reasonable approach?

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Niederbichler has also been ordered to pay the woman’s funeral costs, as well as compensation to her husband and son.




That’s rough. What’s it worth?

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plus, how's he going to pony up if he's in the stalag?

Prior to her unfortunate demise...

I see a wedding band. Appears to be a married woman

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as well as compensation to her husband and son.

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Yep. A married mommy was partying too hard with a rich plastic surgeon.

So according to the article she knew there was cocaine involved, yet continued anyway, and somehow he's responsible for her bad decision to the tune of nine years? I'm not sure how that math works out, but that doesn't seem right.