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69 yr old NOLA man accused of masturbating in Elmwood movie theater full of kids

Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:52 pm
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:52 pm
The incident is the second time in as many months that a man was accused of a sex-related offense in the Elmwood theater during a showing of "Aladdin."

"A couple and their 3-year-old daughter were watching a screening of “Aladdin” when the girl’s parents noticed that a man in the theater appeared to be touching himself through his pants, according to the Sheriff’s Office."



Will Smith groupie?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:53 pm to
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36632 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:54 pm to
Maybe he was spanking it to Jasmine
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2101 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:54 pm to
Should have used the hole in the popcorn bucket trick....rookie.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74693 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:54 pm to
It’s dark in there so what’s the big deal?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45526 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

a man in the theater appeared to be touching himself through his pants,


I'm sure the guy has issues but is that really illegal?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:55 pm to
Ol baw rubbing his oil lamp
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23099 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:55 pm to
I see OJ... and he looks, scared.
Posted by Philippines4LSU
Member since May 2018
8789 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:55 pm to
The NOLA article said that’s the second time this has happened during live screenings of that movie.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77694 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

It’s dark in there so what’s the big deal?



RA'd for racist comment.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36632 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:56 pm to
quote:


I'm sure the guy has issues but is that really illegal?



Ask Pee-Wee
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105164 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:57 pm to
“Bailiff, whack his peepee!”
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30617 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:57 pm to
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69


Hehe
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:57 pm to
Can't a guy just fap in peace while watching a kid flick? Sheesh man.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:58 pm to
Was it because of jasmine?
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32431 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:58 pm to
I always use a hoodie with a hole cut out of the hand warmer in the front
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:59 pm to


This post was edited on 8/13/19 at 4:03 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36632 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

Bailiff, whack his peepee!”


"You are charged with indecent behavior with a 15 year old. How do you plead?"
"Insanity!"
"Insanity?"
"I'm just crazy about that girl."

Love Cheech and Chong.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62134 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 4:00 pm to
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I always use a hoodie with a hole cut out of the hand warmer in the front


You’ve thought about this too much for it not to be true.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62706 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

the girl’s parents noticed that a man in the theater appeared to be touching himself through his pants, according to the Sheriff’s Office."

Was he making a lot of noise or something? Did you come to watch a movie with your kid or to check everyone else's behavior?
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