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re: 6 months after B.R paid an efficiency expert $300k, the ideas are now starting to roll in
Posted on 1/15/19 at 5:25 am to SPEEDY
Posted on 1/15/19 at 5:25 am to SPEEDY
They need a $350,000 study to find out water is wet.
Either our politicians are that stupid or they are getting a lot of kick backs.
The parish will be bankrupt from studies by the time they get solutions for anything useful.
Either our politicians are that stupid or they are getting a lot of kick backs.
The parish will be bankrupt from studies by the time they get solutions for anything useful.
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Posted on 1/15/19 at 5:35 am to SPEEDY
Hopefully the Consulting office did a lot more than that, and that just happened to be the easiest headline.
I'll admit I have my doubts.
I'll admit I have my doubts.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 5:43 am to Jake88
I ain't never seen no plants growing out no toilet water.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 5:51 am to teke184
The stupidest of all are the voters that elected this idiot we have for a mayor.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 5:57 am to Icansee4miles
Nakamoto please...please investigate why 300k was paid to some big dummy firm to tell Gissell and Broomey that fences deter theft.
Paging CHRIS...
Paging CHRIS...
Posted on 1/15/19 at 6:12 am to SPEEDY
Man, it embarrassing to the entire state when some idiot mayor hires a consultant firm to teach you common sense.
Build a fence around your vehicles and they wont be stolen.
Turn off water when finished using.
Wipe your butt with toilet paper and you won't stink
Not making fun of BR per se any of our cities with democratic mayors are run the same way.
Build a fence around your vehicles and they wont be stolen.
Turn off water when finished using.
Wipe your butt with toilet paper and you won't stink
Not making fun of BR per se any of our cities with democratic mayors are run the same way.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 6:21 am to SPEEDY
quote:
6 months after B.R paid an efficiency expert $300k, the ideas are now starting to roll in
What degree or business do I need to get started on this gravy train?
Government or a business hires you or your company and then you go in and tell them the obvious. Then you give then worthless advice.
Sounds like a winning proposition.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 6:32 am to SPEEDY
This reminds me of the Grayson Moorhead Securities commercials on SNL.
We will make a list with all of our clients names on it
And if we have time, we will make a copy of that list.
We will make a list with all of our clients names on it
And if we have time, we will make a copy of that list.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 6:37 am to SPEEDY
The most irritating part of this is you know they had employees telling them everything the consultant told them beforehand. But the state of Louisiana managers and CEOs are the worse in the world about not taking advice.
I've seen medical directors and CEOs of hospitals turn down excellent advice that would have saved hospitals a fortune just because the person telling them was from a "profit" hospital. Complete and utter stupidity.
I've seen medical directors and CEOs of hospitals turn down excellent advice that would have saved hospitals a fortune just because the person telling them was from a "profit" hospital. Complete and utter stupidity.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 6:45 am to jeffsdad
what makes it worse is the dumbass voters in EBR just gave them millions more for this "movebr" shite. she will find someway to blow that money before it gets to the infrastructure it was promised to be for. bookmark it
Posted on 1/15/19 at 7:31 am to SPEEDY
quote:
A fence?
In all seriousness though, has there been an issue with fleet vehicles being stolen or vandalized? I would think something like that would be big enough news to at least warrant a single post on the OT.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 8:05 am to SPEEDY
First recommendation in his report should be not to spend $300k to hire an "efficiency expert".
Second recommendation should be to gut the entire city government of lazy, apathetic, entitled employees.
End report.
Second recommendation should be to gut the entire city government of lazy, apathetic, entitled employees.
End report.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 8:22 am to HubbaBubba
quote:
HubbaBubba
I'm working with Harris County to implement drone and sensor technologies that will allow A.I. to run the city of Houston's traffic management.
Seems like B.R. could use the same.
Thanks for all you do to improve Houstons traffic which is growing by 165 people each day, many from Louisiana.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 8:24 am to SPEEDY
“The efficiency expert also recommended we turn off lights when we leave conference rooms. The savings will be tremendous! Genius!”
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:03 am to SPEEDY
Just more theft of taxpayer dollars...and the beat goes on.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:26 am to kengel2
quote:
So a fence will keep thieves out?
. . . by keeping cars in. Go to a tow truck business sometime and see if they have one.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:29 am to BiggerBear
Surround those areas with job applications, no fence required, It is like kryptonite.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:43 am to LSUWoodworker
Work boots also, probably put a shovel behind the wheel and eliminate theft quickly.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:44 am to SPEEDY
Anybody who is seriously comparing this fence to the wall is a complete moron. Even more ironic than voting for Russian agent for president.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:52 am to SPEEDY
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“They said we have to have a fence to protect our vehicles from theft,” Gissel says. “That’s an expense but they’re able to tell us from their experience that it’s worth it in the long run. They know what best practices are.”
"They also noticed we were burning piles of cash to warm the building in the winter months....and apparently we should NOT be doing that. Again they have years of experience to know these things."
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