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47 year pastor makes college football debut.

Posted on 9/2/26 at 4:48 pm
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
1052 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 4:48 pm
I am a pastor. I’m 48. I can play college football! I’m 6’2 245. Last played in high school in 1996. Highlights on Hudl BetaMax!

This post was edited on 9/2/26 at 4:51 pm
Posted by kjp811
Denver, CO
Member since Apr 2017
1135 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 4:52 pm to
I'm concerned for the High Schooler who is going to miss out on the educational opportunities that this presents.
Posted by THRILLHO
Old Metairie near Cleary
Member since Apr 2006
50517 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 4:52 pm to
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I am a pastor


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PastorJ


Name checks out.
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
1052 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 4:53 pm to
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I'm concerned for the High Schooler who is going to miss out on the educational opportunities that this presents.


Relax. He never played pro-ball.
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
1052 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 4:54 pm to
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Name checks out.


Based.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106225 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 4:55 pm to
Middle age football players, 91 year old hikers, will these boomers ever get out of the way and let the younger generation take over?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76211 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 4:58 pm to
Midlife crisis creepy guy wants to rape a cheerleader. That's what I'm taking away from this.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
35424 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 4:58 pm to
I couple of years ago, I dreamed that I got to play on a kickoff return in Willy B at night. I didn't make a tackle, I just ran down the field and covered my guy. It was a glorious dream until I woke up.
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
5624 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 5:00 pm to
A couple years ago San Jose state had a one legged kicker.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
57046 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 5:02 pm to
How is his cardio?
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20421 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 5:09 pm to
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I'm concerned for the High Schooler who is going to miss out on the educational opportunities that this presents.


Lulz
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
1052 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 5:13 pm to
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will these boomers ever get out of the way and let the younger generation take over?


We are NOT Boomers. We are Gen X, you do not want to tick us off! Get it right, whipper snapper.
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
1052 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 5:14 pm to
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That's what I'm taking away from this.


My guy, I also offer Biblical counseling...just throwing that out there.
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
1052 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 5:14 pm to
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A couple years ago San Jose state had a one legged kicker.


San Jose be out'chea wildin...or whatever the kids say nowadays.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12097 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 5:16 pm to
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How is his cardio?


I’m sure it’s fine. They aren’t gonna let just anyone on the team.
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
1052 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 5:16 pm to
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I couple of years ago, I dreamed that I got to play on a kickoff return in Willy B at night. I didn't make a tackle, I just ran down the field and covered my guy. It was a glorious dream until I woke up.


I was going to play at my college. Coach wanted me. But I was married and had 2 kids, a job and going to school full time. My wife talked me off the ledge of playing. I did coach high school ball and got to stay around the sport. I had quite a few dreams of playing...but I really sucked in my dreams.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60350 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 5:20 pm to
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Gen X

You mean flannel boomers
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
65100 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 5:26 pm to
So you finally made it out of high school at 46. Congrats!
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
1052 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 5:27 pm to
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So you finally made it out of high school at 46.


Ummmm...what?

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Congrats!


Thanks?
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
1052 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 5:27 pm to
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You mean flannel boomers


Bite your toungue! And flannel is so grunge! Rock on!
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