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3 nerds kill a guy with their legs

Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:28 pm
Posted by Urchin
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:28 pm
It was back in 2014 in Oregon, I remember someone telling it to me, just a strange story he read in the local newspaper that week.

The story goes that a 17 year old was found strangled (suffocated) in his car. A witness reported he was last seen alive at a Denny's with three guys who looked like stereotypical skinny nerds from the chess club. The 17 year old was found choked the next morning, the bruises on his neck made the coroner rule that he was strangled by a set of legs/thighs.

Basically these three nerds decided to turn on their 'pal' (who was not described as a nerd) while he was in his car with them, and one of them strangled him to death by wrapping his thighs around his neck and choking him.

I know I'll never tick off a nerdy guy since I was told about it.
Posted by member12
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:29 pm to
Okay.
Posted by jbgleason
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:29 pm to
Great link
Posted by Vidic
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:30 pm to
K. Keep me posted.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Urchin
Member since Mar 2018
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Nerd
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:31 pm to
You actually signed up to post this?
Posted by Urchin
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:32 pm to
Just a test post really before I start posting proper. I'm a fan of weird stories.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:32 pm to
Ban these idiots starting threads that are over 3 years old.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

before I start posting proper.



Please spare us
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:36 pm to
This guy is an Antifa fluffer

Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:40 pm to
At least we know OweO isn’t a suspect...
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:41 pm to
You're an idiot.
Posted by Pendulum
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

Urchin


You're a sky and you know it; go back to your side of the mountain you geek.
Posted by BlastOff
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

I'm a fan of weird stories.


Even the one about your Mom?
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 1:51 pm to
If a chick were the murderer, this could be an all time great OT thread.
Posted by JudgeHolden
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 2:01 pm to
Post less
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 3/11/18 at 2:03 pm to
Hmmm

I'm assuming you would have to be behind the vic in order to do this because if they were facing you and you tried this, you might have just given them prime access to your nuts.

I remember wresting around with a bf, just playing and he trapped my chest between his legs and told me to say that I gave up and I didn't say it so he squeezed harder. Well I wasn't being stubborn in not answering, i was busy passing out, lol. He squeezed as i exhaled so I couldnt take a breath and passed out quickly (just a few seconds).

It happened so dang quick. He felt so bad about it and treated me like i was made of glass after that
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 3/11/18 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

If a chick were the murderer, this could be an all time great OT thread.



Ever see Lust in the dust?
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 3/11/18 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

Urchin


Let me welcome you as I visualize crushing your skinny jeans wearing skull like a god damned grape.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 3/11/18 at 2:45 pm to
Why would a nerd identified as a male have marks on his neck that looked like another nerd identified as a male legs?

This sounds like nerd identified as a male nerd gay encounter that went bad.
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