re: 16 reasons being child-free is awesome

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That's a lot of poop to clean up.

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That only lasts a year or 2

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The bigger dog likes to eat the smaller dog's poop, so really I'm still just cleaning up for two. And eventually the kid will learn to shite in a toilet.

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and when that little angel grows into a teenager and tells you how stupid you are and all the things they think you don't know, and becomes the ungrateful, unappreciative brat most of them become, you'll lose that addiction, get a hysterectomy or vasectomy and start counting down the days till they move out.

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Dude, I don't know what kinda grandchildren you have. But I have literally never heard of any grandchild I've ever known or heard of, that told their grandparent they were stupid, became ungrateful, or unappreciative brats. Not towards their grandparents.

I can only deduce you are truly a piece of shite as not only a parent, but also as a grandfather. You ever think maybe they're right?

Anyway, prayers sent.

Look at Europe.

You have places that not that long ago were populated by people native to that country.
And now the area is overrun with foreigners.

It’s the same principle that has always existed.

What have I said that is untrue?


And even I understand these simple, immutable principles that have been proven time and time again throughout history.

When you're spouse decides to cheat and/or leave you, everybody else will give zerofricks about you.

At least if you have a kid, they might care about you.

“Might.”

Hopefully she doesn’t brainwash the kid.

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First, everyone dies alone.

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Yeah, that's far from the truth.

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As for grandkids..you can keep em. I’d rather be golfing in Arizona or Hawaii.

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Luckily people can have both.

Not sure why people who don't have kids think those that do cannot do the things they want to do anymore.

If you're really young, under 30, and want to plan to have children as best as you can then this may be a good plan for you. Especially if you aren't up to the challenge. Remember to have children you should be all in for them, not you. The children should not miss out so that you can continue to be irresponsible and live out your delayed childhood. It that's not you, great! You may be on your way to being a responsible parent one day. But if you never have kids, by choice not biology, then please don't expect sympathy later in life from those who put in the time and effort to produce productive kids who come to see about their aging parents. Live out your choices and don't be bitter if it turns out not to be really great on the back end. But, hey, you had fun snorkeling with the dolphins and taking a spur of the moment trip to Paris. Those memories should keep you happy, right?

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Have you seen idiocracy ?

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Oh damn... Didn't know I was dealing with an intellectual!