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Our HC does not know what a Metaphor is?

Posted on 8/14/24 at 8:47 am
Posted by LSUGrad1995
Member since May 2024
203 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 8:47 am
Okay so we have a stupid coach now. What could go wrong this season (Sarcasm).

This is our Head Coach

This post was edited on 8/14/24 at 8:48 am
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
19015 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 8:52 am to
wow
Posted by bstaceyau19
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2022
1587 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 8:55 am to
Yeah I saw that too this morning. Not a good look.

On the other hand, I was unaware that analysis of literary techniques was a requirement to be an NFL head coach.

Most adults I would guess have forgotten what a metaphor is, including 95% of the people on this board, most of whom will post indignation on this thread.

And, when it comes to everyday football terminology, stuff those guys use everyday, 95% of the people on this board, including me, would be totally lost.

This argument is a wet dog.
This post was edited on 8/14/24 at 8:57 am
Posted by Chalkywhite84
New orleans
Member since Dec 2016
34925 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 9:12 am to
quote:

Okay so we have a stupid coach now


Now??

Posted by hassan whiteside
Member since Dec 2021
618 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 9:20 am to
Reporter should have said "here's an example, our OLine is swiss cheese"
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48643 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 9:29 am to
He was obviously kidding around. There are all kinds of reasons to be skeptical of DA but his grasp of grammatical terminology is not one I worry about nor does it indicate anything about his ability to coach.

Also of note, the definition the (I assume) writer gave for a metaphor was technically incorrect. Also capitalizing metaphor in your title is grammatically incorrect.

Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45999 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 9:42 am to
quote:

Okay so we have a stupid coach now. What could go wrong this season (Sarcasm).



Hopefully a lot goes wrong and we end up with the #1 pick.
Posted by bayou85
Concordia
Member since Sep 2016
11104 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 10:14 am to
quote:

Okay so we have a stupid coach now


He's been that way the whole time. Technically he's smarter NOW cuz he learned what a metaphor is.
Posted by Mushroom1968
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2023
6805 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 11:50 am to
He seemed to be messing around to me
Posted by Ziggy
Member since Oct 2007
22145 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Reporter should have said "here's an example, our OLine is swiss cheese"

Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
17180 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Our HC does not know what a Metaphor is?


For those of you actually getting lathered up about this you have definitely jumped the shark with thet DA hate.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72466 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

Most adults I would guess have forgotten what a metaphor is, including 95% of the people on this board, most of whom will post indignation on this thread.


That’s a bit generous.
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
34316 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

literary techniques



Elementary school kids learn what a fricking simile and metaphor are. Jesus Christ our fans are pathetic…
Posted by Jojodaddy
Member since Dec 2015
691 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:01 pm to
Ironic because most of us can see that this season is about to be a train wreck.
Posted by LSUGrad1995
Member since May 2024
203 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

For those of you actually getting lathered up about this you have definitely jumped the shark with thet DA hate.


Posted by BTRDD
Member since Jun 2009
3994 posts
Posted on 8/15/24 at 6:23 pm to
Posted by KennesawTiger
Your's mom's house
Member since Dec 2006
8007 posts
Posted on 8/16/24 at 9:18 am to
Next Tom Landry, btw.

-Mickey Loomis
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