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Our HC does not know what a Metaphor is?
Posted on 8/14/24 at 8:47 am
Posted on 8/14/24 at 8:47 am
Okay so we have a stupid coach now. What could go wrong this season (Sarcasm).
This is our Head Coach
This is our Head Coach
This post was edited on 8/14/24 at 8:48 am
Posted on 8/14/24 at 8:55 am to LSUGrad1995
Yeah I saw that too this morning. Not a good look.
On the other hand, I was unaware that analysis of literary techniques was a requirement to be an NFL head coach.
Most adults I would guess have forgotten what a metaphor is, including 95% of the people on this board, most of whom will post indignation on this thread.
And, when it comes to everyday football terminology, stuff those guys use everyday, 95% of the people on this board, including me, would be totally lost.
This argument is a wet dog.
On the other hand, I was unaware that analysis of literary techniques was a requirement to be an NFL head coach.
Most adults I would guess have forgotten what a metaphor is, including 95% of the people on this board, most of whom will post indignation on this thread.
And, when it comes to everyday football terminology, stuff those guys use everyday, 95% of the people on this board, including me, would be totally lost.
This argument is a wet dog.
This post was edited on 8/14/24 at 8:57 am
Posted on 8/14/24 at 9:12 am to LSUGrad1995
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Okay so we have a stupid coach now
Now??
Posted on 8/14/24 at 9:20 am to LSUGrad1995
Reporter should have said "here's an example, our OLine is swiss cheese"
Posted on 8/14/24 at 9:29 am to LSUGrad1995
He was obviously kidding around. There are all kinds of reasons to be skeptical of DA but his grasp of grammatical terminology is not one I worry about nor does it indicate anything about his ability to coach.
Also of note, the definition the (I assume) writer gave for a metaphor was technically incorrect. Also capitalizing metaphor in your title is grammatically incorrect.

Also of note, the definition the (I assume) writer gave for a metaphor was technically incorrect. Also capitalizing metaphor in your title is grammatically incorrect.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 9:42 am to LSUGrad1995
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Okay so we have a stupid coach now. What could go wrong this season (Sarcasm).
Hopefully a lot goes wrong and we end up with the #1 pick.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 10:14 am to LSUGrad1995
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Okay so we have a stupid coach now
He's been that way the whole time. Technically he's smarter NOW cuz he learned what a metaphor is.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 11:50 am to LSUGrad1995
He seemed to be messing around to me
Posted on 8/14/24 at 12:25 pm to hassan whiteside
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Reporter should have said "here's an example, our OLine is swiss cheese"
Posted on 8/14/24 at 2:33 pm to LSUGrad1995
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Our HC does not know what a Metaphor is?
For those of you actually getting lathered up about this you have definitely jumped the shark with thet DA hate.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 2:34 pm to bstaceyau19
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Most adults I would guess have forgotten what a metaphor is, including 95% of the people on this board, most of whom will post indignation on this thread.
That’s a bit generous.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 2:49 pm to bstaceyau19
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literary techniques
Elementary school kids learn what a fricking simile and metaphor are. Jesus Christ our fans are pathetic…
Posted on 8/14/24 at 5:01 pm to LSUGrad1995
Ironic because most of us can see that this season is about to be a train wreck.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:21 pm to Snipe
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For those of you actually getting lathered up about this you have definitely jumped the shark with thet DA hate.

Posted on 8/16/24 at 9:18 am to LSUGrad1995
Next Tom Landry, btw.
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